Текст песни IntergalacWhip - Smosh

So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip

The dance craze sweepin' from??? to???

Your party's a black hole, so flip that??????

Don't take no light year to get the knack of it

First you whip aroung your wrists like an asteroid,

Now orbit them hips into a fly humanoid

Do the wormhole rewind, forward rewind

Now hands on your knees as we creep up behind

So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip

A boy wouldn't learn the IntergalacWhip

Was a lonely little alien with no one to dance with

But now the boys are lining up the Nebula???

This bad??? chased them over the moon

But me? I need a G who's still geein the g's

If you can get on my frequency transmission received

Look up! You see that UFO past Galaxy???

I'm comin' for you boy in that Millenium Falcon

We come in peace, we're here to scour your anus, now just dance

Take us to your leader, it's painless, so drop pants

Get up we're made of stars so just do the Red Giant

And also some butt stuff, in the name of science

Yeah! Now we're gonna break this dance down for all of ya'll freaks out there

You little martians, you earthlings,???

I'm talkin' everybody and their mama

Step 1, get that fist goin' round and round, and round and round ya'll

Good! Oh, oh, oh, hold on. Just realized that a few of your species doesn't have fists, like maybe you only have tentacles or some other weird sht. Just improvise, or maybe just sit this one out, I'm sorry. Uh, you're cool.

Step 2, get those hips orbited! Especially the ladies! Huh, what? What was that? Oh I'm sorry guys, it's just been brought to my attention that there are a number of species out there that segregate to distinct genders, uh

The??? are tellin' me that they have five genders, so uh, it seems like my instructions are actually causin' additional confusion

Also sounds like there are a lot of species that don't have hips! But if you got hips, it can classified to gender a guy like me can find sexually attractive. Go ahead an orbit em'! Yeah! Go ahead and do that!

But there is one thing we can all get behind

Every last known species in the universe has one thing in common, and that's a butthole! Ha, ha, ha, so I know all ya'll can get in on this last one, amirite? See? That guy in the back gets it, here we go!

So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip