Текст и перевод песни Snotkop - Plat Plaasmatras

Plat Plaasmatras

Ek is nie vreeslik fancy nie, ken nie Dirty Dancing nie
Maar ek sê: "sho, sho, sho", jy′s 'n freaky bietjie "joh, joh, joh"
Jy′s so lekker soos my ma se kos, vir jou maak ek my litte los
Maar ek sê: "sho, sho, sho", jy's 'n freaky bietjie "joh, joh, joh"
En op my stoep gaan ons nie koekies bak nie
En om die hoek gaan ons nie doekies omdraai
Ek smaak jou te kwaai
As ek jou vat, vat, vat, ek jou nie fliek toe nie
As ek jou vat, vat, vat, ek jou nie dorp toe nie
As ek jou vat, hooo-weee-hooo
Vat ek jou vas, op die plaas se matras
Daai plaasmatras, sal jou verras
Dis ′n plat matras, maar jy sal skuins op daai matras pas
Daai plaasmatras, sal jou verba′s
So hou net vas aan daai plat plaasmatras
My gras is ook nie groener nie, vang nie rides in Uber nie
Maar ek sê: "sho, sho, sho", jy's ′n freaky bietjie "joh, joh, joh"
Ek bench nog nie 80 nie, my bakkie's ook nie haastig nie
Maar ek sê: "sho, sho, sho", jy′s 'n freaky bietjie "joh, joh, joh"
En in die skuur gaan ons nie tande tel nie
Agter die muur gaan ons nie stokkies draai-draai
Ek smaak jou te kwaai
As ek jou vat, vat, vat, ek jou nie fliek toe nie
As ek jou vat, vat, vat, ek jou nie dorp toe nie
As ek jou vat, hooo-weee-hooo
Vat ek jou vas, op die plaas se matras
Daai plaasmatras, sal jou verras
Dis ′n plat matras, maar jy sal skuins op daai matras pas
Daai plaasmatras, sal jou verba's
So hou net vas aan daai plat plaasmatras
En as daai matras te plat is, dan's daar nog altyd die plaasdam
En as die plaasdam te koud is, vat ek jou doe′ na die soutpan
Sho, as ek jou in die koöperasie weer raakloop
Joh, gaan ek vir ons ′n warm bersie koop
As ek jou vat, vat, vat, ek jou nie fliek toe nie
As ek jou vat, vat, vat, ek jou nie dorp toe nie
As ek jou vat, hooo-weee-hooo
Vat ek jou vas, op die plaas se matras
Daai plaasmatras, sal jou verras
Dis 'n plat matras, maar jy sal skuins op daai matras pas
Daai plaasmatras, sal jou verba′s
So hou net vas aan daai plat plaasmatras
So hou net vas aan daai plat plaasmatras

Flat Farm Mattress

I'm not terribly fancy, don't know Dirty Dancing
But I say: "sho, sho, sho", you're a freaky little "joh, joh, joh"
You're as delicious as my mom's cooking, for you I let loose
But I say: "sho, sho, sho", you're a freaky little "joh, joh, joh"
And on my porch, we won't be baking cookies
And around the corner, we won't be playing coy
I like you too much
If I take you, take, take, I won't take you to the movies
If I take you, take, take, I won't take you to town
If I take you, hooo-weee-hooo
I'll hold you tight, on the farm's mattress
That farm mattress, will surprise you
It's a flat mattress, but you'll fit just right on that mattress
That farm mattress, will amaze you
So just hold on to that flat farm mattress
My grass isn't greener either, I don't catch rides in Uber
But I say: "sho, sho, sho", you're a freaky little "joh, joh, joh"
I don't bench 80 yet, my truck isn't fast either
But I say: "sho, sho, sho", you're a freaky little "joh, joh, joh"
And in the barn, we won't be counting teeth
Behind the wall, we won't be playing hide and seek
I like you too much
If I take you, take, take, I won't take you to the movies
If I take you, take, take, I won't take you to town
If I take you, hooo-weee-hooo
I'll hold you tight, on the farm's mattress
That farm mattress, will surprise you
It's a flat mattress, but you'll fit just right on that mattress
That farm mattress, will amaze you
So just hold on to that flat farm mattress
And if that mattress is too flat, there's always the farm dam
And if the farm dam is too cold, I'll take you to the salt pan
Sho, if I bump into you at the co-op again
Joh, I'll buy us a warm brandy
If I take you, take, take, I won't take you to the movies
If I take you, take, take, I won't take you to town
If I take you, hooo-weee-hooo
I'll hold you tight, on the farm's mattress
That farm mattress, will surprise you
It's a flat mattress, but you'll fit just right on that mattress
That farm mattress, will amaze you
So just hold on to that flat farm mattress
So just hold on to that flat farm mattress