Текст песни The Happy Song, Pt. 2 - Strangeness in Proportion

I'm walking on the shoulder
Let the cars splash puddles in my face
And there's nothing I'd like better
Than chilling at your place
We could play Xbox 360
And watch old VHS tapes
Or I could try to impress you
Unless you think that's lame

Maybe I won't miss my ex
Maybe I'll last more than a minute when I have sex
Maybe I'll go to college, get a degree
Work three jobs and make my grandpa proud of me
It's just that easy
It's just that easy

I should walk my dog four times a day
But I'm stuck at work trying to get paid
Both my cats are overweight
I get it, okay?

Maybe I'll be happy
Maybe I'll be happy
Maybe I'll be happy
Maybe I'll be happy
Maybe I'll get married and have a family
Or at least find friends who love me
It's just that easy
It's not that easy

And I don't wanna die
I just want control over my life
And with every opportunity in sight
I think twice
I don't wanna die
I just want control over my life
And with every opportunity in sight
I think twice
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
Tonight
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
Alright?

I don't wanna die