Текст песни Not Much of a Donkey (Eeyore) - Strangeness in Proportion

I want some honey in my tea
For bitter old me
I stay by myself
That's the Eeyore way
I wish I had a tail
That wouldn't float away
All the connections I make
Don't make me happy

I want to be fast
And I want to be tall
But I don't even know
What I think bout anything at all

I know you have your friends
But I don't think they would bother
Putting me on a pedestal
Like they did for each other
And I know you have your friends
But I just can't imagine
Bonding with a group
For anything but validation

I'm trying to find my tail
Or a story I could tell
To anybody
That has any interest in me
I'm not very fun
I'm a stick in the mud
Would anyone miss me
If I were gone

I'm not much of a donkey
Thanks for noticin' me
Christopher Robin, Piglet, and Roo
I'm so glad I met you
In the Hundred Acre Wood
Tigger is bouncing off the wall
Looks like so much fun
Wish I could have some
In the Hundred Acre Wood
Pooh is singing his song
Looks like so much fun
Wish I could have some

For once
For once
Oh, for once
Just this once