Текст песни A Gay Disney Prince - Thomas Sanders

Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants
Excuse me?

Everyone around me could see
That Disney meant everything
And as I grew up
Disney did too
They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
Look at their assets, you'll see
Damn!
They bought everything
They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty
I'm a confirmed bachelor
They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor
And Captain America
And Captain America's ass
Mmm
You want a new Star Wars movie?
How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park
Okay, yeah, enough
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I want a gay Disney prince
With footwork so thrilling
I slay without killing
A rich boy
Who still loves to work
A man who spills tea
Not the blood of enemies
Disney don't shoot so straight
You're in the musical scene
Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen
Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince
Every prince in the past
Just straight vanilla
Let's add rainbow sprinkles
And a shot of tequila
A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
A prince who will put every woman at ease
'Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep
A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his
Film!
Yaaaas!
I want a gay Disney prince
He wants a gay Disney prince
Disney, get some bad b*tches

Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
Please give us more than this bullsh*t
Yeah, that's a bit screwy
Makes me say Lefouey
Put me in a film
Gee, that would be swell
I'm Peter Pan-sexual
No, you're Twinkerbell
It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
Who is that prince I see?
Very straight, unlike me
A whole new world
A bedazzling place you yearn to view
I'd be so gay up here
It's crystal queer
Bless my hole, twerking on a pole
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me
If only I'd had you in my early years
I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm
Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm
If they'd have seen
Someone like me
A gay Disney prince