Текст песни The Boomerfication of Millenials - Triz Nathaniel

I tried so hard and I got so far
But I'm still stuck here in LinkedIn Park (yeah)
Where there's pressure to just get a job
And the messaging got me feeling desperate as fuck

I tried so hard and I got so far
But I'm still stuck here in LinkedIn Park
Got no degree but the local PD want people like me
Guess I'll go be a cop

This the story of Bobby Yule
He ain't go to no private school
But Bobby always knew he wanted to be something cool
See he ain't into that simp shit
He wanna make a difference
But ya mans need a Ambien 'cause having dreams is expensive

White boy about average height
Average family, average life
But feelin' dumb 'cause his income's a lot less than the average White
Catch Bobby on an average night
Phone in hand, trance-like
And that has an impact so you see where he gets that baggage right?

What he be seeing on Twitter is that you cant talk no grown shit
Until you got your own crib
That's courtesy of these old heads
See Bobby never noticed
Hustle culture's bogus
Folks'll have you thinking if you broke you must be broken

I tried so hard and I got so far
But I'm still stuck here in LinkedIn Park (yeah)
Where there's pressure to just get a job
And the messaging got me feeling desperate as fuck

I tried so hard and I got so far
But I'm still stuck here in LinkedIn Park
Got no degree but the local PD want people like me
Guess I'll go be a cop

In his room alone doom scrolling he saw an ad on IG
He ain't know that his info told them he ain't have no degree
It showed him how police his only chance at a salary
Plus you get a badge as seen on TV

And he remembered years back, he saw that reaction
He knew from his faction that blue really wasn't really in fashion
But mom only talked Blacks in the context of affirmative action
So it ain't hard to imagine how he lacked that compassion

And that thing about the badge
Yo that carried mad weight 'cause
Of course Law & Order don't come with no disclaimers
And he ain't know about the pain when cops come through the door like Kramer
He know Walker, Texas Ranger
He know Benson and Stabler

I tried so hard and I got so far
But I'm still stuck here in LinkedIn Park (yeah)
Where there's pressure to just get a job
And the messaging got me feeling desperate as fuck

I tried so hard and I got so far
But I'm still stuck here in LinkedIn Park
Got no degree but the local PD want people like me
Guess I'll go be a cop