Текст песни Chasing - TurtleFrogMan
My wife went to a bar
With some friends to relax
And some guy found her very attractive
And was Aggressively flirting
It didn't go very far
She stopped the guy in his tracks
But her excitement about this flirtation
Was a bit disconcerting
I'll admit that we've fallen in a bit of a rut
After 22 years, we're not having sex very much now
And you can blame me or blame her or blame both of us but
This guy at the bar really fired a shot 'cross my bow
I've got to get myself together or the vultures will swoop
She's a beautiful woman and at my age there's no way to replace her
I've got to pull my dick out of this middle aged droop
And Like before we got married, I must rekindle the desire to chase her
To get a job, you will hear,
You must toot your own horn
But once you get the job,
You don't have to keep tooting it
If you shoot and kill deer
From a feeder of corn
Once you've shot the deer
You don't have to keep shooting it
This logic in your marriage should not be employed
If conflict and divorce you are keen to avoid
Take it from me, these are issues I'm currently facing
Even after
You've put a ring on it
Even after
You've spoken your vows
Even after
The house and the children
Even after
You've married your woman,
You've got to keep chasing
I got a doctor lined up
And paid a hefty retainer
And got testosterone shots and prescriptions pills for ED
I joined a gym and signed up
For a personal trainer
I stopped watching porn and political shows on TV
In our kitchen, one month later, with dinner we'd consume
A bottle of vino and she said "you had better get ready "
She left me there and sauntered back into our bedroom
And quietly slipped on her sexiest black lacy teddy
But In spite of all the pills and shots, I couldn't get erect
The next morning at coffee was awkward but we we wound up embracing.
She was embarrassed and angry just as one might expect
But this story isn't over, friends, it's only over when you're no longer chasing.
If you learn something today,
And have an average IQ
Once you've learned it
You don't have to keep learning it
When you've earned your week's pay
No matter what else you do
Once you've earned your pay
You don't have to keep earning it
This logic in your marriage should not be employed
If bitter conflict and divorce you are keen to avoid
Take it from me, these are issues I'm currently facing
Even after
You've put a ring on it
Even after
You've spoken your vows
Even after
The house and the children
Even after
You've married your woman,
Even after
The kids and the grandkids
Even after
The fights about money
Even after
The fights about drinking
Even after
The fires have died down
You've got to keep chasing
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