Текст песни Life in the Sticks - TurtleFrogMan
The sun was a-blazing and the flies were a-buzzin
I was in the barn having sex with my cousin
When we heard what could only be described as a terrible sound
We came running from the barn with our clothes barely on us
Armed agents from the FBI descended upon us
They forced on our bellies with our hands behind our backs on the ground
I yelled over to my cousin sort of under my breath
"I'll bet we're being busted for distributing meth"
I could see all my relation had been rousted from the trailer we shared
All our automatic weapons had been seized in this invasion
They even took the hand grenade I had saved for a special occasion
And I'd be lying through my missing teeth if I told you that we weren't terribly scared
But hey that's Life in the Sticks
We're just a bunch of dumb hicks
We're the sort of white trash that any God fearing person avoids
Yeah that's Life in the Sticks
We send each other dick pics
In the old days we made moonshine but these days we sell opioids
The crimes that we were charged with carried sentences steep
For starters they'd filmed grandpa having sex with a sheep
And I thought to myself, "yeah that's a terrible habit that he indulges too often"
In addition they had evidence from an FBI proxy
Who purchased several hundred tablets of oxy
And I thought, "that's the proverbial nail in our proverbial coffin"
But just when I conceived our situation as dire
A miracle occurred that pulled our fat from the fire
Our lawyer had arrived upon the scene and had the FBI outsmarted
He said "Let these people go, by the judges decree"
An order from a federal judge, a friend of the family
And my cousin and I went back to the barn to finish what we had started
But hey that's Life in the Sticks
We're just a bunch of dumb hicks
We're the sort of white trash that any god fearing person avoids
Yeah that's Life in the Sticks
We send each other dick pics
In the old days we made moonshine but these days sell opioids
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