Текст песни Mr. Bee - TurtleFrogMan

I mean you no harm, Mr Bee
So why are you pestering me
Is the reason that you linger
For to sting me with your stinger
Me and my fly swatter are gonna go on a killing spree

Why do you despise me Mr Bee
We could coexist in harmony
It's a big world and we're both on it
But you're the bee in my proverbial bonnet
Let's find a way to end this peacefully

It was a beautiful summer day by the pool having a cookout
I was manning the grill, it was my house so my job to do it
And then somebody shouted, "Be careful man, you better lookout
There's a bumble bee flying around your head, you'd better shoo it!"

I swung with my spatula trying to smack the bee squarely
But this bee was persistent, and quite a bit faster than I
I was waving my arms around wildly just missing it barely
And it became very clear to me one of us was going to die

I mean you no harm, Mr Bee
So why are you pestering me
Is the reason that you linger
For to sting me with your stinger
Me and my fly swatter are gonna go on a killing spree

Why do you despise me Mr Bee
We could coexist in harmony
It's a big world and we're both on it
But you're the bee in my proverbial bonnet
Let's find a way to end this peacefully

Its the battle of species make one wrong movement and your dead
My guests were all laughing, I must have looked like such a fool
I was swinging my spatula, smacked myself right in the forehead
I was knocked out a second and fell face first right in the pool

When I came to I was soaking wet with both my shoes on
With my party guests standing around me to see how I was
I looked around just as a check to make sure you know who's gone
And my heart starting pounding when heard I that bumble bee buzz

I mean you no harm, Mr Bee
So why are you pestering me
Is the reason that you linger
For to sting me with your stinger
Me and my fly swatter are gonna go on a killing spree

Why do you despise me Mr Bee
We could coexist in harmony
It's a big world and we're both on it
But you're the bee in my proverbial bonnet
Let's find a way to end this peacefully

I lay ye down to rest now, Mr Bee
From your mortal coil you are free
You fought bravely as you died
No match for my insecticide
In heaven now bothering Jesus no longer here on earth bothering me

I didn't want to hurt you Mr Bee
And I tried to warn you not to fool with me
I feel terrible, I really do
That I squashed you with my tennis shoe
Persistence is no match against advanced technology