Текст песни Astonishing Wigs - VeggieTales

In the olden days the biggest craze for the folks who lived back then
Of the bourgeoisie an accessory for the women and the men
Not pant or shirt or blouse or skirt or anything made from thread
But woven hair from horse or bear situated on the head
Our Astonishing wigs,
they're enormously big, we love our astonishing wigs
Astonishing wigs! Astonishing wigs! Do you like our astonishing wigs?
From most famous Queens of greatest means to the lowly Duchess fair
Ran a common thread upon their head for those unhappy with their hair
Now you can bet that even pets and livestock would confer
So which they took to improve the look of their bristles and their fur
Our astonishing wigs,
they're enormously big, we love our astonishing wigs!
Astonishing wigs! Astonishing wigs! Do you like our astonishing wigs?
We are the pigs in wigs.
Yes our locks are very big and we
sqeal without a care in our artificial hair
Are hearts are most enthralled since pigs like us are bald
So we'll sing and we'll smile and we'll
proudly flaunt the style of our astonishing wigs!
And so it's said that this fashion spread from the lofty to the low
From prince to pig the look was big and continued thus to grow
Hence girls and boys would dress their toys in manufactured mops
Then bush and tree soon too would see small wigs upon their tops
Our astonishing wigs,
they're enormously big, we love our astonishing wigs!
Astonishing wigs! Astonishing wigs! Do you like our astonishing wigs?
These are our twigs in wigs.
Yes their locks are very big and they
dance without a care in their artificial hair
We don't panic if their hair gets problematic.
We just sit back and smile for the
fabricated style of our astonishing wigs
Our astonishing wigs!