Текст песни Monkey - VeggieTales

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Today, Bob and Larry are on a photo safari, hot on the trail of monkey or an ape, we don't know which, hence the song
Larry: If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kind of shape
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
If it doesn't have a tail, it's an ape
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
Bob: Let's see if we can catch it on the tape
Larry: You can barely plainly see it if it's a monkey
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape!
Bob: Look, there it goes, there it goes, I don't know, I can't tell if it's a monkey or an ape
Larry: It's very simple Bob
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape!
Bob: Now Larry, I'm not so sure
Larry: Ooga booga, isn't that an ape
Bob: Booga looga, maybe it's an ape
Larry: If it's an nickel or a salad, or a pillow, if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey it's an ape
Bob: if it doesn't have a tail
Larry: Not a monkey
Bob: Are you sure that's what you really mean to say? A camera has no tail
Larry: Then it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape!
Bob: I think there's something wrong with your logic Larry
Larry: Well, Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she's wrong? If it's a tail, monkey, no tail, ape, it's easy
Bob: But Larry, a kite has a tail
Larry: Then it's a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail
Larry: Then it's a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn't
Larry: Then it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey
Bob: It's an ape? Larry, we might need to talk about this, I don't think the lady at the zoo meant to say that
Larry: Shh. Look, there it goes in the trees, follow me, it's gotta be a monkey or an ape
Larry: I can't believe it's true
Larry: All this time I've searched for you
Larry: Snap the picture, take the shot!
Larry: We're among the lucky few
Larry: We finally did it, photographer
Larry: We've discovered what we're after
Larry: Let me look, is it an ape
Bob: Larry, this is a disaster
Larry: It's a monkey
Bob: Larry that's a cow not a-
Larry: That was exhilirating! Let's find more!
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kind of a shape
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape
This has been silly songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear Bob say:
Bob: Larry, you don't have a tail
Larry: I don't?
Bob: No, you don't and neither do I
Larry: I wouldn't be so sure about that
Bob: What do you mean?
Larry: Oh, nothing