Hopperena

And now it's time for the latest dance craze
With Jean Claude and Phillipe
The part of the show where Jean Claude and Phillipe
Come out and teach us the latest dance craze

Hello boys and girls, I am Jean Claude pea
And I am Phillipe
Get ready to learn ze latest dance craze sweeping ze nation
So, Jean Claude, where do we start?
After you, Phillipe, after you

We're a couple of sugar little French peas
Most of the veggies totally a great peas
And when we're feel like we're really, really happy
We do ze hopperena

You may ask yourself, what is the hopperena?
And how do I do the hopperena? What am I missing out on?
Will people like me if I feel too drastic?
Should I just see the bonbon and go back to bed?
That's totally normal, come down and we will show you

You don't need much to do ze hopperena
It won't take too much time to explaina
Fuzzy slippers on your feet
Bunny ears upon your braina
Do ze hopperena

Okay, now that we've got on bunny slippers and ears
What we're going to take a hop to the left
Left! Beautiful
Now take a hop to the right
Right! Tres bien, you've got it!

Hop to the left, we do ze hopperena
Then hop to the right, another hopperena
Back to the left and do it once againa
Ooh, hopperena

That's it? Amazing!
You have mastered the dance so quickly
Let's keep going

Hop to the left, we do the hopperena
Then hop to the right
Hold it! Stop the music!
What are you doing? Hop to the left, hop to the right
Hop to the left, hop to the right again?
This isn't a dance it's hopscotch
Zat's hopperena

A dance needs to be more involved
You need more steps, more room for interpratation
We have bunny ears
You zink it so easy? Let's see you do it
All right then

No, no, no, no, no, you need the ears and feet
Archibald is a serious asparagus
I believe you would probably agree with us
The best way to ignore the asparagus
Do ze hopperena

Hop to ze left
He does ze hopperena
He hops to the right
Try not to be a complainer
Back to the left
And do it once again
Hey hopperena

This is actually quite fun
Let's see, I hop to the left
Hoppy hopperena
Then hop to the right
I love hopperena
Back to ze left
I'll do it once again
Hey hopperena

This is quiet fun
Em, can I have my ears back?
Okay
That's enough, thank you
This is very pleasant

This has been the latest dance craze with Jean Claude and Phillipe
Tune in next time to hear Jean Claude say
I am embarrased for you