Lyrics Hair Parody - Bart Baker
I'm
Sean
Paul
I
was
big
back
in
2003
(How'd
you
get
on
my
phone?)
We
used
to
date
don't
act
like
you
do
not
know
me
(What?)
So
now
in
order
to
gain
relevance
with
teens
(yeah,
he-e-ey)
I'm
gonna
ruin
your
new
song
with
my
singing
(yeah)
God
no!
I
call
my
squad
(Heyy!)
Girls
we
got
a
problem
(What?)
Has
been
Sean
Paul
Is
getting
featured
in
Our
new
hit
pop
song
"Hair"
That
can't
be
it's
not
fair
no!
Check
out
his
pics
Can't
believe
you
dated
There's
just
one
thing
To
do
now
get
wasted
(uhh)
This
is
like
a
nighmare
Hey
look
there
I
just
saw
Sean
Paul
out
there
I'm
sure
it
was
him
I
swear
I
don't
see
him
anywhere
I
hope
they
don't
look
down
here
We're
yet
another
generic
pop
group
Created
and
managed
by
Simon
Cowell
My
next
cash
cow
'Cause
One
Direction
sucks
now
But
good
pop
groups
always
have
five
members
We're
just
a
low-budget
Fifth
Harmony
Like
98
degrees
Was
too
NSYNC
and
Backstreet
Pizza's
guy
here!
Okay
Why
did
we
order
This
many
pizzas?
Hey,
it's
Sean
Paul!
Ew
get
out
you
geezer!
This
song's
ours
get
lost!
Let
Sean
da
Paul
be
involved
Maybe
if
we
Give
ourselves
haircuts
(uhh)
Sean
Paul
will
not
Recognize
us
(uhh)
And
he'll
get
out
hair
I'll
also
cut
down
there
I've
got
to
get
in
there
Get
my
hands
on
all
the
hair
And
cover
my
head
that's
bare
So
they'll
think
I
am
younger
Three
of
us
look
like
perky
teenagers
But
I
look
like
I'm
at
least
41
(uhh)
'Cause
she's
my
mom
Shhh
be
quiet
just
act
young!
Who
are
you?
I
am
the
electrician
I'm
here
to
fix
the
electricity
Ew
it
is
Sean
P
Jerk
get
out
of
our
song
please!
Yo-yo!
Leave
us
alone!
Why
are
you
being
such
a
hater?
You're
trying
to
ruin
our
song!
No
I'm
in
Jamaica
As
you
can
see
I'm
in
a
tropical
location
I'm
definitely
not
just
hiding
in
your
kitchen
If
someones
trying
to
get
in
your
house
it's
not
me
Then
who's
the
douchebag
in
my
kitchen
with
a
green
screen?
That
in
the
final
straw
you
freak
stop
with
the
stalking!
Don't
lock
the
door
I
just
want
you
hair
'cause
I'm
balding
We've
got
to
call
the
cops
on
that
weirdo
911?
This
is
an
emergency!
We
need
help
please
I
am
sending
the
police
What
seems
to
be
the
problem
ladies?
Sean
Paul
broke
in
the
house
to
steal
our
hair
Make
him
disappear!
Where
is
he?
He's
in
there
1 Cameltoe
2 Rockstar Parody
3 I Don't Wanna Live Forever Parody
4 Kill 'em with Kindness (Parody)
5 Me Too Parody
6 Hair Parody
7 Pillowtalk Parody
8 Pour It Up Parody
9 As Long As I'm Barfing
10 Cock Cakes
11 Pussies
12 Used To Be a Guy (Parody of "Love The Way You Lie")
13 We Can't Stop (Parody)
14 Hangover Parody
15 Kimye
16 Hit or Miss Parody
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