Lyrics We Can't Stop (Parody) - Bart Baker

Her name's Miley she started on Disney used to be so innocent and so sweet but now all she wants to do is party put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy.

This song is to let everybody know
I'm totally out of control and I try to pick up more black fans by acting ratchet and shaking my ass

Tweeting skanky pics everyday
Check out my va jay jay
And I'm gonna twerk all night all I need's my crack pipe
Alright!
So la da di da di who has some molly?
Give it to Miley because I really love drugs.

Miley's so cool!
Let's do drugs too!"
I am desperate for attention that is why I made this video acting like a classless sex crazed ho

I was country now I'm slutty.
If it wasn't for my daddy
I'd be flipping burgers at Wendy's
Yea yea!

Her name's Miley and she got a haircut now she looks like Ellen De
Generes she's having an identity crisis Hannah Montana must have really messed her up

With my homegirls shaking my fat ass
We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat.
I mean come on you a rich white chick this whole urban act is obnoxious and racist

This is Liam Hemsworth my finance
Honey please stop acting like a drunk skank!"
I'm so high and horny gonna make out with a barbie.

So la da di da di I stick out my tongue
More than anyone because I think it looks hot
No it does not!
Goddamnit stop!"

This is softcore internet porn."
Shut up Liam and pour me more wine.
Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?"

You're all ugly compared to me
Especially Miley and Drake.
At least I'm not a bipolar Twitter whore fake.
You skank!

Oh snap Amanda just tackled Miley now those crazy bitches are wrestling this is one extremely messed up party, oh shit Miley just ripped out Amanda's piercings

God please help us now they both are twerkin' And both of their mouths just started foamin' Looks like they did way too much heroin
I am done narratin' this is too disgustin'
Hey hey

So huh, you're marrying that?
Unfortunately.