Lyrics Me Too Parody - Bart Baker

Who's the greatest person who ever lived?
It's me!
Everybody else sucks
I've got a Grammy and four top ten hits
Clearly, that makes me the best, oh, I

This is the most self-centered (uh-huh)
And obnoxious song ever heard (uh-huh)
Why would you want to be yourself?
You should be me and no one else
You suck!

Ugh look at you!
What is wrong with me?
You need a new red hairdo
And a giraffe hood too

Here take these dudes
Hey are you trying to make us look just like you?
Yes!
But we don't want to!

If you don't want to be me
You must be a real dummy
Here wear these robes that are pink
And sing into these like me

Everyone but me is flawed!
So you should all quit your jobs!
And become entertainers
Just like me Meghan Trainor

What are you trying to do?
Please stop!
To make you more like me not you
You suck!
We can't work Meghan please stop it!
But you both are total dog shit!
I'm great!

What's wrong with these people who cannot see
That they should want to be just exactly like meh?
Hold on, Meghan
I believe that I can help them to understand
Quick please tell me your plan

I'm working on this machine (uh-huh)
That can map out all of your genes (uh-huh)
Then any creature that walks in will come out a clone of Meghan
Hell yeah!

You, you, and you, prepare to be improved
Step up and walk right through
Come on you go through too!

This is so great
Everyone has my face
The world's a better place
You saved the human race

Now I can see just what love really means
That's why now I'm asking
Will you all marry meh?