Lyrics Pillowtalk Parody - Bart Baker

I am free
I'm free from One Direction
Free to make
Songs about my erection
I dyed my hair blonde and I'm wearing leather
I do what I want
Unlike back when
One Direction was still together

I just don't give a fuck
See I did not shave
I look like I might be stoned too
Did you notice I cussed?
This is the new Zayn!
We've got to stop him
Yes we do!

I made a song about sex!
And the vid's getting more views
Than most 1D vids do
What's up with these effects?
Whoever's editing this is on something
Is that a bouquet?
And what's with your spike face?
Why don't you have clothes on?
Whoever made this is a moron
I just can't believe
Zayn made a sex song
I'm adult
And now that I have proved it
If I want
To do something I'll do it
I'll stay up all night watching the TV
It's past 1AM!
Who's that hot chick?
He's watching an R-rated movie!

Now that I'm an adult I'm going to vape
I eve got a face tattoo
I can't believe Zayn did this
He was from a pop boy band
Now he acts like a grown man
And he's got a huge hit
I guess it can pay off to be an adult
Maybe we should grow up
Do all that grown up stuff
I say yes what the heck
Just wait til Zayn see what 1D do next
Maybe we all could
Even try having sex