Lyrics Hail to Thee Fat Person, You Kept Us Out of War - Allan Sherman
I
would
like
to
explain
how
it
came
to
pass,
that
I
got
fat
Ladies
and
gentlemen,
I
got
fat
as
a
public
service
When
I
was
a
child,
my
mother
said
to
me
"Clean
the
plate;
because
people
are
starving
in
Europe"
And
I
might
point
out,
that
was
years
before
the
Marshall
Plan
was
ever
heard
of
So,
I
would
clean
the
plate;
four,
five,
six
times
a
day
Because,
somehow,
I
felt
that
that
would
keep
the
children
from
starving
in
Europe
But,
I
was
wrong
They
kept
starving,
and
I
got
fat
So,
I
would
like
to
say
to
every
one
of
you,
who
is
either
skinny,
or
in
some
other
way,
normal
When
you
walk
out
on
the
street
and
you
see
a
fat
person
Do
not
scoff
at
that
fat
person;
oh,
no
Take
off
your
hat;
hold
it
over
your
heart
Lift
your
chin
up
high
And
in
a
proud,
happy
voice,
say
to
him
"Hail
to
thee,
fat
person
You've
kept
us
out
of
war!"
1 Hello Mother Hello Father
2 Ringo (The Ballad of Ringo Starr) & Pop Hates the Beatles
3 Twelve Days of Christmas
4 Hungarian Goulash
5 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
6 Downtown, Crazy Downtown
7 Headaches
8 Here's to the Crabgrass
9 Getting to Be a Rabbit with Me
10 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
11 Back to Camp Granada
12 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
13 Hail to Thee Fat Person, You Kept Us Out of War
14 It Was Automation
15 One Hippopotami (The Hippopotamus Song)
16 I See Bones (C'est Si Bon)
17 Rat Fink
18 My Son the Vampire (Count Dracula Halloween Song)
19 There Are Pills
20 America, A Nice Italian Name
21 Skin (You Gotta Have Heart) [You Gotta Have Skin]
22 Good Advice
23 Holiday for States (Holiday for Strings) [A Love Song for the Whole United States]
24 Painless Dentist Song
25 Go to Sleep, Go to Sleep Paul Revere
26 Large Dark Ardvark Song (Laarge Daark Aardvark Song)
27 Call Me
28 Drinking Mans Diet
29 My Secret Code
30 Most Unusual Play
31 Chim Chim Cheree
32 Signs (Keep off the Grass, Children at Play)
33 Second Hand Nose (Second Hand Rose) (Live)
34 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease (Live)
35 Oh Boy (Mexican Hand Clapping Song)
36 Mexican Hat Dance, Jarabe Tapatío
37 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
38 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
39 Pop Hates the Beatles
40 I'm a Cat in a Hat
41 Calculatis Eliminatis
42 Anything, Anything, Anything Under the Sun
43 Punk
44 Gradunza
45 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
46 Beautiful Kitten Fish
47 Nothin', Nothin', Nothin' to Be Done
48 Sneetches
49 Green Eggs and Ham
50 Zax
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