Lyrics Portable Door - Deep Purple
When
it
came
to
me
one
day
in
Jerksville
Man,
I
was
right
on
the
edge
And
that
jacket's
too
small
for
a
man
of
your
size
And
those
socks
are
too
big
for
your
head
My
eyes
glaze
at
whatever
you
say
I'm
listening,
do
tell
me
more
It
goes
under
the
bridge,
right
over
my
head
And
out
through
my
portable
door
I
was
trapped
in
a
dire
situation
Between
reason
and
someone-in-law
The
winner
takes
all
and
runs
off
with
the
ball
Nothing
could
pleasure
me
more
Times
were,
I'd
have
spoken
my
piece
For
a
minute
or
two
held
the
floor
But
I
can't
get
a
word
in,
so
here
I
am
hurtling
Right
out
through
my
portable
door
The
jabbering's
hurting
my
brain
cell
so
bad
For
once
in
my
life,
I
am
bored
The
public
house
beckons,
I
follow
the
call
Slip
in
through
my
portable
door
The
unlikely
event
came
upon
me
I
wasn't
prepared
for
the
shock
Once
'round
my
neck
and
twice
'round
the
deck
And
the
rest
disappeared
up
the
block
So
here
we
are,
and
everything's
changed
Faster
than
ever
before
You
gotta
be
joking,
man,
what
are
you
smoking?
Blow
it
out
through
my
portable
door
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