Lyrics People Are Stupid All Over the World - Neil Rosengarden

The guard at the gate wouldn't let him up the ramp
When it was obvious that the ramp was the practical way
Walter asked me if they did that in New York
To my buddy Walter I did say... Walter

People are stupid all over the world
Ain't it funny how we falter
Whether your hair is straight, wavy or curled
People are stupid all over the world

There's a man in the public eye
Sticking his wienie in every place he can
You would think he'd try and be a little more careful
Spreading his love all over this land

People are stupid all over the world
Ain't it funny how we falter
Whether your hair is straight, wavy or curled
People are stupid all over the world

There's a bad guy over in Luxembourg beats his wife up every day
You might assume she'd up and leave him after awhile
But she'll love him till her dying day What'd I say

People are stupid all over the world
Ain't it funny how we falter

People are stupid all over the world
People are stupid all over the world
People are stupid all over the world
People are stupid all over the world

People are stupid all over the world
Ain't it funny how we falter
Whether your hair is straight, wavy or curled
People are stupid all over the world
Not just in the North
Not just in the South
Also California
Don't forget about Lithuania
Not only in Rangoon
Also in Kowloon
Not just in Kalamazoo
All over Paraguay, too
Not just in Iran
Even in the Yucatan
Not just in Dakkar
They'll be wherever you are
People are stupid all over the world