Lyrics Eriq (Eric With a Q) - Omen

You and my literal cum go together
Yes yes yes yes yes yes
Yes yes yes!
Let's Go!
Michael Jackson died in 2008 (Really?)
Nelson Mandela died in 1860
He wasn't even born
Please don't fact check this
Uh, uh, uh hold up, here's - here's my verse
(Shut up shut up shut up, here we go)
Uh
Call me Erik Carlson, (Erik)
Cuz I be doin' dishes (dishes) (hoo!)
Call me Porky Pig, (Pork)
Cuz I be fuckin' bitches (bitches) (hee hee)
Call me Matthew McConaughey, (he's gay I think)
Cuz I be fuckin' bitches (no don't look in the drawer right now)
Call me Lilo
Cuz I be fuckin' bitches (bitches) (I mean Stitches)
I always make the jokes (jokes)
I make you hee hee (ha ha) (hee)
Always go hard (penis)
Like my big pee pee (my cock)
I have a big jacket because I like it hot
I'm really good at rapping (but you're not)
But you aren't (but you're not) (But you're not!)
Terabithia (terabithe)
Never met her (hoo)
I still wear a pull up because I'm a bed wetter (you're a pussy)
Immigrants (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Sorry, I was dancing (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
I cum in her face like I cum in her face
When I cum in her face with my cum
Ay!
Boo be doo be doh be doop ee doo (doop a doo) (huh yah)
*Beatboxing* (huh yah)
Yo, the beat go off?
The meat go off? My dick fell off
(It's about to switch up, here we go!)
1, 2, 123 (let's get it)
Pew!
(Lower pitched) Pew!
(Cursed) Pew!, i think
(Different pitch again) Pew
(Trap Grannies begins)
(Trap Grannies begins again)
(Quick blast of "Eriq [Eric With a Q]")
Erik!
(Grinding electronic hell)
(Trap Grannies begins)
("Eriq but it's the Super Mario Bros. theme)
-Rik
(Something pitched up so high I don't remember what it is)
(I honestly can't describe what this sounds like, sorry though)
And now, Trap Grannies
(Trap Grannies begins)
(Fart)
Oh shit, wrong track. Here's Trap Grannies
(Trap Grannies begins)
Hold up, hold up, hold up, wait, wait a second
Before Trap Grannies by OMEN starts
Anybody wanna stand up and say the pledge to the flag?
Me
Alright, alright, alright, cool
Yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it with you
Hold on hold on ready
1, 2, 3
I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic
For which it stands;
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
(Clapping)
(Ayyyyy)
(Yeah)
(Alright)
Now it's time for Trap Grannies
Alright everybody, this is Trap Grannies
Now
Go!