Lyrics Intermission - Omen

(Aw, man)

Hey, this is Will from the band OMEN
Right now, you're listening to our intermission track
This track was specifically engineered to have absolutely no jokes,
No gags, or anything else that you might miss while you take a break
Welcome to halfway
Pleasure to have you

Hey, this is Graham, also from OMEN
We aren't messing around
You've already wasted an entire minute
You still have time to go to the bathroom and grab a snack
You could've grabbed a drink too, but you made your choice
At the very least stand up
You have been warned
Pleasure to have you

(*Whistling*)
(*Car Door Opens*)
(*Keypad presses*)
(*Gas Station music plays*)
(*Phone Rings*)
(*Sigh*)
(Hey, man.)
(Yo, are you coming' tonight?)
(Um, no.)
(What?)
(No.)
(Well why?)
(I - I'm busy. My mom says I have to clean my room.)
(Aw shit, man. We could get wasted though.)
(Yeah, I would totally come, but I - I just can't.
My mom said I can't.)
(Man, you've been flaking out a lot.)
(Yeah I know, my mom's - my mom's being a bitch.)
(She seems pretty nice though. She still gives you money-)
(Oh man, uh, someone -
Someone else is calling me, man, I gotta - I gotta hang up.)
(Oh, uh-)
(Uh, talk - talk to you later, uh,
Tell me next time we're hanging out, maybe I'll come,
I'll - I'll try to come by next time,
Uh, alright, well, see you, love you, bye)
(*Door closes*)
(*Sigh*)