Lyrics Wri$ky Bidniz - Omen
Dude,
do
you
eat
your
orange
with
or
without
the
skin?
*Knocking*
Dude,
do
you
hear
that?
I
think
someone's
at
the
door.
Go
check
it
out
No,
you
go
check
it
out
No,
you
go
check
it
out
Please
go
check
it
out
I'm
watchin'
Family
Guy
*Knocking*
*Sighs*
Please
go
check
it
out.
Just
- Just
go
-
Just
go
look
out
the
window.
Just
go
look
at
-
You
don't
have
to
go
to
the
door,
Just
go
look
out
the
window
Ugh,
fine
*Walks
to
the
door*
Oh
my
God,
dude,
it's
that
salesman
again
The
guy
with
the
glasses?
Yes,
the
guy
with
the
glasses.
Who
else?
Well,
he's
the
only
guy
that's
come
around
to
our
house
In,
like,
three
months
Just
ignore
him,
just
-
*Doorbell
rings*
*Both
sigh*
(Ay,
Lil'
Steve
on
the
mic
Ahem)
Hi
there,
name's
Steve
I
know
that
you
don't
know
me
You
might've
seen
me
on
TV
I
got
an
offer
that
you
wouldn't
believe,
ay
Cuz
I'm
the
epitome
of
salesman
That's
right,
I'm
an
old-school
salesman!
You
can
watch
my
infomercials
And
you
know
that
shit's
never
failin'
And
I
got
this
product:
It's
a
toaster
oven
that
won't
break
your
wallet
It's
called
Easy
Bake
Now
let
me
tell
you
'bout
this
oven
Here
we
go,
step
one,
two,
three
Put
shit
in,
close
the
door,
and
turn
the
key
That's
it!
Honestly!
Now,
just
between
you
and
me
It
run
batteries,
never
leave
the
factory
If
anybody
working
says
it
isn't
satisfactory
Endorsed
by
Applebee's!
(Not
really...)
But
you
can
make
a
killer
Salisbury
steak!
It
makes
it
really
easy
to
bake!
You
can
afford
to
put
food
on
your
plate
after
buyin'
it!
Compatible
with
diets
And
you
don't
even
have
to
touch
a
single
fuckin'
fryin'
pan
Are
you
buyin'
it
yet?
Hi!
My
name's
Ken
Dupree!
Is
your
life
in
shambles?
Don't
you
lie
to
me!
How's
your
life
feelin',
gettin'
demeaning?
If
you
really
ain't
gettin'
the
meaning,
allow
me
to
intervene
I'm
sayin'
if
you
think
it's
fallin'
apart,
then
let
me
restart
So
I
can
tell
you
'bout
the
thing
to
add
to
your
cart
Talkin'
motherfuckin'
Slice
of
Nice™!
The
new
breakthrough
to
make
your
shit
aight!
If
you're
wonderin'
how
it
works,
then
let
me
tell
ya
it's
simple
Kick
up
your
feet
and
watch
our
interactive
example
(Step
one!)
Grab
a
hold
of
ya
shit
(Step
two!)
Place
that
bitch
in
with
a
flick
of
the
wrist
(And
last
and
least,
third)
Kick
that
shit
to
the
curb!
What,
you
thought
it'd
get
harder?
Well,
that's
fucking
absurd!
It's
amazing,
I
know
how
ya
feel
In
the
next
thirty
minutes,
I
can
cut
you
a
deal
For
twice
the
Nice™
at
half
the
price
That's
quadruple
normal
order,
motherfucker
Fifty
cents
for
a
slice!
That's
right,
just
hit
me
up
today
At
1-800-587-6588
For
a
product
that'll
flip
the
script
You
can
share
it
with
your
friends
and
be
an
instant
hit!
(No
shit!)
After
all,
have
I
lied
to
you
before?
(And
I
ain't
countin'
that
fiasco
with
the
foldable
doors)
So
pick
up
your
Nice™
and
put
an
end
to
the
damage!
(Offer
applies
with
enrollment
in
triple
advantage)
"Hey,
it's
the
Smiths!
Uh...
We're
not
home
right
now,
we're
probably...
Out
runnin'
around
with
the
kids,
so...
Call,
uh,
we'll
call
you
back
when
we
get
a
chance,
uh
Leave
a
message!"
At
the
tone,
please
record
your
message.
When
you've
finished
recording,
you
may
hang
up,
Or
press
1 for
more
options
Hi,
it's
Sheila
from
your
Monday
Pilates!
Thought
you'd
be
interested
in
something
more
than
a
hobby
Where
you're
working
for
yourself,
and
for
nobody
else
Please
don't
hang
up
the
phone,
I
ain't
trying
to
sell
Now
these
two
guys'll
try
to
sell
you
some
shit
And
get
into
your
pants
with
their
sly
salesman
tricks
So
take
this
advice
from
me
to
you,
girl
to
girl
Tricky
dicks'll
never
make
it
in
the
sales
world
We
sell
makeup,
bags,
bags
of
makeup
That
make
up
bags
with
other
bags
of
makeup
When
you
purchase
a
bag
that
makes
up
bags
of
makeup
bags,
You
get
a
free
Keurig
K-Cup!
Ain't
a
pyramid
scheme
if
you
start
at
the
top
I
got
a
myriad
of
things
that'll
make
you
wanna
shop
Drop
everything
and
set
up
a
shop,
stop
This
is
your
dream,
don't
let
it
slip
through
the
seams
You
know
what
I
mean!
Now
this
is
me
reaching
out,
just
checking
in
We
were
best
friends
in
High
School,
haven't
seen
you
since
then!
There's
no
pressure
whatsoever,
I'm
just
asking
as
a
friend
So
is
Monday
a
good
time
for
your
training
to
begin?
No?
What
the
fuck
do
you
mean?
You'd
be
a
neighborhood
queen!
You'd
be
pumping
out
the
green
Like
a
glitchy,
broken
money
machine!
Take
some
time
to
think
And
when
you
wanna
join
the
team,
just
call
me
We
can
go
to
Starbucks
and
get
a
coffee.
For
free!
Cuz
I
have
a
gift
card
that
my
husband
got
me!
Please!
I
need
to
sell
these
sheets!
At
least
three,
or
my
commission
will
be
held
for
a
week!
We're
sorry,
the
number
you
have
dialed
is
not
in
service
at
this
time
I'll
suck
your
cock,
I
swear
to
God
1 Turn Towards the Future
2 Leg Hands
3 Slobb
4 Hentai on My Wii
5 Eriq (Eric With a Q)
6 Trap Grannies
7 P.O.T.U.S.
8 Squeaky Boots
9 Intermission
10 Mazda 6
11 Pimpmobile
12 Nascar
13 Anthro Planes
14 Apps
15 Sittin' in an Elevator (Tryna Get My Dick Wet)
16 Boy Howdy
17 Cokane
18 Wri$ky Bidniz
19 Summertime Lovin' (Time) [Lovin' in the Summer]
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