Lyrics Steppin' in Doo Doo - Party Posse

Well, it must be bad luck or it could be voodoo
Every time I walk outside I step in some doo doo
Like I remember the time it was a Friday night
I was going to a party I was dressed out of sight
Me and the posse was walking down the street
Singing our record with new kicks on our feet
One of my friends yelled out "yo don't walk by the gig!"
"Yo Fat!" What?
Aw man too late
I looked down at my feet my kicks was all surrounded
My sneaks turned brown and doo doo was surroundin'
My friends was kickin', and laughin' and things
"Doo doo's all in your sneakers"
"Don't forget your strings"
At a time like this, how could they laugh
I was walkin' down the street leavin' a doo doo path
The smell was bad, tears were in my eyes
What else can go wrong?
"Uh-oh, here comes the boys"

Ram down the street like I was a rollin' thunder
Better yet more like the great Road Runner
A sec went by, and Fat was clear
I left all the smoke all in the ear
Now was it? I had to find a way to get home
In the middle of the street kickin' all alone
A cab came by so I got in it
He charged me extra fare 'cause I smelt like sh-
He dropped me off at the parking lot
He said "boy go get a cure for that serious fart"
Little did he knew that I stepped in doo doo
People always pay the price for a dogs boo boo (so i'm)

Walkin' down the street with the girl huggin' tight
Sippin' on a Sprite, another good night
Or I thought it would be, at least it could be
I stepped in some doo doo hard luck for T-E double D
And guess what, I couldn't even tell it
It took about a whole hour, for me to smell it
It really ain't bad but I just had to curse
It's kinda messed up when your girl smells it first
What's a brother like Tedd, gonna do?
My girl even said "I'mma walk ahead-a you"
It must've seen me comin', "you had to be a tard!"
My mother smacked me on my head, 'cause I stunk up the carpet
I hate pets, people think I'm coo-coo
But they don't understand everyday I step in doo doo
It wouldn't come off, I shook my foot to flick it
When I see a dog, word is born I'mma kick it

Born 42nd Street, checkin' out a cutie
Lookin' at the bootie, I slipped into some doodie
It was heavy duty 'cause my sneaker felt heavy
Took off my sneaker, and smeared it on a Chevy
Tired of the guys was screamin' "you've been slayed!"
I think, steppin' in doo doo means I'mma get paid
"Ight, suit yourself, you can stay doo doo scented"
"The smell is Satan!" "Word to ya education"
We walked to the car, it wasn't very far
Yo fellas hold up, let me in
"Sorry Tedd" I extract to act fast
They said "don't ask me" gave me some money
And said "Tedd, go catch a taxi"
Got in the cab, and told him the street
He rolled down the window and said "phew-wee!"
I get teased and teased and I don't understand
I'mma laughin' stock, they call me "Doo Doo Man"