Lyrics Please Shoot Your Husband - Tim Fischer

I've been in love before
But never like now
She's wonderful
She's heavenly
She's married!
I want to be with her
And kiss her somehow
Because she's kissable
Adorable
But it's impossible!
So I tell her: "Darling, we're not having any fun
There is just one thing to be done:

Please, shoot your husband
Please, kill him dead!
Go and do your stuff
He has had enough
Marry me instead!

Please, shoot your husband
Please, get him out of the way!
Darling, don't be shy
All of us must die
Do it today!

Wouldn't it be wonderful, me and you
Going abroad on his money?
Honeymoon in Paris, entre nous
Ducking the police, just us two!

Oh, please, shoot your husband!
And when we're free
Then, if any guy
Should offer more then I
You can shoot me!

Please, shoot your husband!
Please, life is short
How can you say no
When I love you so?
Please, be a sport!

Please, shoot your husband
Please, take his life!
Then, when you are done
Let me have your gun
And I'll shoot my wife!