Lyrics and translation "Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park
I
recall
the
time
they
found
those
fossilized
mosquitoes
Je
me
rappelle
du
moment
où
ils
ont
trouvé
ces
moustiques
fossilisés
And
before
long,
they
were
cloning
DNA
Et
peu
de
temps
après,
ils
clonaient
de
l'ADN
Now
I'm
being
chased
by
some
irate
velociraptors
Maintenant,
je
suis
poursuivi
par
des
vélociraptors
furieux
Well,
believe
me
this
has
been
one
lousy
day
Eh
bien,
crois-moi,
ça
a
été
une
journée
vraiment
horrible
Jurassic
Park
is
frightening
in
the
dark
Jurassic
Park
est
effrayant
dans
le
noir
All
the
dinosaurs
are
running
wild
Tous
les
dinosaures
sont
en
liberté
Someone
shut
the
fence
off
in
the
rain
Quelqu'un
a
coupé
le
courant
de
la
clôture
sous
la
pluie
I
admit
it's
kinda
eerie
J'avoue
que
c'est
un
peu
effrayant
But
this
proves
my
chaos
theory
Mais
ça
prouve
ma
théorie
du
chaos
And
I
don't
think
I'll
be
coming
back
again,
oh
no!
Et
je
ne
pense
pas
que
je
reviendrai,
oh
non !
I
cannot
approve
of
this
attraction
Je
ne
peux
pas
approuver
cette
attraction
'Cause
getting
disemboweled
always
makes
me
kinda
mad
Parce
que
se
faire
éventrer
me
met
toujours
en
colère
A
huge
tyrannosaurus
ate
our
lawyer
Un
énorme
tyrannosaure
a
mangé
notre
avocat
Well,
I
suppose
that
proves
they're
really
not
all
bad
Eh
bien,
je
suppose
que
ça
prouve
qu'ils
ne
sont
pas
tous
méchants
Jurassic
Park
is
frightening
in
the
dark
Jurassic
Park
est
effrayant
dans
le
noir
All
the
dinosaurs
are
running
wild
Tous
les
dinosaures
sont
en
liberté
Someone
let
T-
Rex
out
of
his
pen
Quelqu'un
a
laissé
le
T-Rex
sortir
de
son
enclos
I'm
afraid
those
things'll
harm
me
J'ai
peur
que
ces
choses
me
fassent
du
mal
'Cause
they
sure
don't
act
like
Barney
Parce
qu'ils
n'agissent
certainement
pas
comme
Barney
And
they
think
that
I'm
their
dinner,
not
their
friend,
oh
no!
Et
ils
pensent
que
je
suis
leur
dîner,
pas
leur
ami,
oh
non !
Jurassic
Park
is
frightening
in
the
dark
Jurassic
Park
est
effrayant
dans
le
noir
All
the
dinosaurs
are
running
wild
Tous
les
dinosaures
sont
en
liberté
What
a
crummy
weekend
this
has
been
Quel
week-end
horrible
ça
a
été
Well,
this
sure
ain't
no
e-ticket
Eh
bien,
ce
n'est
pas
un
billet
premium
Think
I'll
tell
them
where
to
stick
it
Je
pense
que
je
vais
leur
dire
où
aller
se
faire
cuire
'Cause
I'm
never
coming
back
this
way
again,
oh
no,
oh
no!
Parce
que
je
ne
reviendrai
plus
jamais
par
ici,
oh
non,
oh
non !
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2 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
3 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
4 Everything You Know Is Wrong
5 The Night Santa Went Crazy
6 Your Horoscope for Today
7 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
8 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
9 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
10 Since You've Been Gone
11 Albuquerque
12 Bob
13 Hardware Store
14 I'll Sue Ya
15 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
16 Pancreas
17 Don't Download This Song
18 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
19 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
20 Jurassic Park
21 Bedrock Anthem
22 Polkas On 45
23 Eat It
24 I Lost On Jeopardy
25 Yoda
26 One More Minute
27 Like a Surgeon
28 Dare to Be Stupid
29 Frank's 2000" TV
30 Dog Eat Dog
31 Melanie
32 Fat
33 UHF
34 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
35 Trigger Happy
36 Smells Like Nirvana
37 You Don't Love Me Anymore
38 Lasagna
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