Lyrics I Lied About the Apple Thing (Skeleton-Bones Edition) - Will Wood
Did
you
know
that
the
hole
in
the
apple
didn't
come
from
the
outside
in?
It
was
eaten
from
the
core
and
out
to
the
skin
And
that's
why
you'll
never
find
the
worm
in
it
But
a
few
bad
ones
won't
spoil
the
eyes,
if
they
fall
far
enough
from
the
tree
The
rind
is
all
you
see,
leave
Eden
with
my
Seeds
in
your
stomach
Well,
this
disease
is
defined
by
its
treatment,
you
people
make
me
sick
Parlance
of
imbalanced,
cambia's
been
challenged
at
best
AstraZeneca's
just
theoretical
Prints
of
your
fingers
in
the
Rorschach
jigsaw,
say
you
saw
a
treasure
map
Straight-jacket
and
tie,
psychiatric
supply,
while
we
tragically
try
to
fit
into
a
trap,
but
Who'd
want
to
be
human
anyway?
(Ay,
ay,
ay,
ay)
Who
pilots
all
these
crude
machines?
Why'd
you
come
into
this
world
or
come
out
that
way?
Like
freaks
of
nurture,
well,
isn't
it
funny?
(Well,
not
ha-ha
funny,
but
y'know,
funny)
'Cause
I
doubt
that
you
would
even
if
you
could
change
You
think
it
makes
you
special,
but
it
makes
you
strange
I
doubt
that
you
would
even
if
you
could
change
The
things
that
make
you
special
are
the
things
that
make
you
strange
I
am
the
shadows
cast
aside
by
gallows,
and
you
the
red-hot
sky
And
if
you're
believers,
then
why
would
you
grieve
for
the
dead
Instead
of
a
devil
that
you
never
prayed
for?
You
become
immune
to
my
toxic
fumes
My
dose-dependent
presence
in
your
life
It's
all
subjective,
all
due
respect
to
the
collective
mind,
but
Too
weird
to
love,
too
scared
to
die
(ay,
ay,
ay,
ay)
Too
alien
to
take
you
home
Horrified
at
the
sight
of
my
reflection
in
your
eyes,
I
don't
belong
there
Well,
it's
your
conclusions
that
make
mine
delusions,
so
I
make
you
sane
You
can
thank
me
later
Well,
I
doubt
that
you
would,
even
if
you
could
change
You
think
it
makes
you
special,
but
it
makes
you
strange
I
doubt
that
you
would,
even
if
you
could
change
The
things
that
make
you
special
are
the
things
that
make
you
strange
Who'd
want
to
belong
to
anyone?
(Ay,
ay,
ay,
ay),
I
mean,
what
do
people
even
do?
So,
if
you
love
me,
let
me
let
you
go,
my
love
(ay,
ay,
ay,
ay),
so
I
can
be
no
one
When
Chuang-Tzu
awoke,
he
sat
up
almost
choking
Spat
out
a
butterfly
and
said,
"Five
more
minutes,
please?
You
wouldn't
believe
the
dream
I
just
had
I
mean,
you
were
there,
and
you
were
there
And
you,
and
you,
and
you
were
there"
'Cause
I
doubt
that
you
would,
even
if
you
could
change
The
things
that
make
you
special
are
what
make
you
strange
I
doubt
that
you
would,
even
if
you
could
change
The
things
that
make
you
special
are
the
same
that
make
you
I
doubt
that
you
would
even
if
you
could
change
You
think
it
makes
you
special,
but
it
makes
you
strange
I
doubt
that
you
would
even
if
you
could
change
The
things
that
make
you
special
are
the
same
that
make
you
strange

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