Lyrics Four Jews In A Room Bitching - William Finn

Four jews in a room bitching
Four jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching
He's bitching
They're bitching
We're bitching

Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Funny, funny
Funny, funny
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
All the time

Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?

Four Jews in a room bitching
¡Ah, ah! (Whadda they do for love?)

Four Jews in a room stoop (They stoop)
To pray

I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
Half Jewish

Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Funny, funny
Funny, funny
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Night and day

It maybe seems a bit peculiar
We are psychopathic people
We sometimes tell a lie
But mostly we just hide behind the door

We lie in wait for someone good to enter
We offer food and drinks
The lady never thinks
That we're the mad
We're often mad
Too often mad
We're very mad
That we're the mad experimenter. Call us

Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm Whizzer
I'm Jason
I'm Mendel
I'm Marvin

Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Funny, funny
Funny, funny
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Right or wrong

In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire

We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored

The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely

We do not tippy toe
We charge ahead to show

We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

I'm neurotic
He's neurotic
They're neurotic
We're neurotic

Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Funny, funny
Funny, funny

I'm nauseous
I'm nauseous
I'm simple
I'm Jewish

Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Funny, funny
Funny, funny

I'm neurotic (He's Jewish)
He's neurotic (I'm Jewish)
They're neurotic (They're Jewish)
We're neurotic (We're Jewish)

Four Jews in a room bitching
(Bitch, bitch, funny, funny, funny, funny)
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room (In a room bitching)

Bitch
Bitch
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch
Now and then

Can't lose
Loose screws

Four Jews