Lyrics Kfc - Zach Sherwin
How
large
are
your
breasts?
How
large
are
your
breasts?
We
used
to
prank
call
the
Kentucky
Fried
Chicken
and
ask,
"How
large
are
your
breasts?"
I
was
chilling
in
my
house
with
my
friend
Aaron
Cooper,
Both
of
us
enormously
bored
at
home.
So,
of
course,
we
were
horsing
around
on
my
family's
old-school
Panasonic
cordless
phone.
We
were
13
and
12
--
just
the
right
ages
to
call
every
KFC
in
the
white
pages,
And
have
ourselves
a
giggle
fest
while
we
asked,
"How
large
are
your
big
ol'
breasts?"
Now,
it
was
Coop's
turn
to
place
the
next
prank-call,
Boy,
did
he
mess
it
up
--
the
prank
tanked,
y'all!
'Cause
when
he
pressed
"talk"
and
at
that
exact
second,
My
mom
called
home
from
work
to
chick-a-check
in!
The
timing
was
the
damnedest
thing,
'Cause
the
phone
didn't
even
have
the
chance
to
ring!
So,
as
far
as
Coop
knew,
he
was
placing
a
call.
He
didn't
realize
he
was
answering!
Now,
when
Coop
put
his
ear
to
the
phone,
Did
he
hear
a
dial
tone?
No!
You
guessed
correctly.
I
mean,
there
was
somebody
on
the
other
end,
But
he
hadn't
dialed
any
numbers
yet.
So,
unless
we
kept
a
hotline
that
connected
directly,
How
could
he
be
talking
to
the
KFC?
Mighty
perplexed
he
was,
and
so
flustered,
It
made
him
screw
up
the
joke.
Here's
how
it
went;
verbatim.
Coop;
"Hello?"
My
mom;
"Hello?"
Coop;
"Uh,
do
you
have
young
breasts?"
My
mom;
"Aaron?
Is
that
you?"
Coop;
"Please
don't
tell
my
parents!"
Click!
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