Lyrics Pill Bugs - Zach Sherwin
I
had
this
girl
that
with
me
will
spend
the
night
yo',
she
slept
crawled
upon
her
side
in
the
tight
ball,
I
told
her
she
reminded
me
of
those
dull
bugs
some
call
them
"
Roly
Poly"
some
call
theme
pill
bugs,
some
say
south
bugs,
some
say
potato
bugs,
she
said
"
That's
what
I
make
you
think
of?,
I
hate
those
bugs.
They're
disgusting"
I
said
"
They're
great,
I
love
them"
She
said
"
Name
one
reason
why"
I
said
"
Here's
five
of
them:
Five
reasons
why
you
Lady
Bug
should
be
flattered
and
you
compare
her
to
a
potato
bug,
girls
don't
take
it
as
a
snob,
its
a
craze
to
be
embrace
with
hugs,
don't
hate
they're
great
bugs."
(
Five!)
"
Five
reasons
why
pill
bugs
are
ill
bugs"
(
Five!)
"
Five
reasons
why
sound
bugs
are
wild
bugs"
(
Five!)
"
Five
reasons
why
you'll
be
embraced
highly
not
lonely
if
you
are
compared
to
a
roly
poly"
(
One!)
"
Pill
bugs
are
harmless
to
humans"
(
Two!)
"
There
legs
move
in
a
soft
little
blur"
(
Three!)
"
They
crawl
not
threatingly,
they
do
not
dark
jump
or
fly,
no
sir"
(
Four!)
"
You
mostly
see
them
one
at
a
time,
no
swarming,
but
the
cutest
reason
maybe
is
that
when
they
crawl
up
you
touch
them
in
the
middle
reminds
me
of
a
baby's
fist...
Is
adorable"
My
girl
was
cool
with
all
five,
she
roll
over
on
her
side
and
she
xxxx
but
as
I
played
there
I
couldn't
slow
my
heart
rate
'cause
I
kept
thinking
"
Pill
bugs
really
are
great!"
So
I
hoped
down
a
bit
hoped
on
the
Internet
and
the
things
I
read
there
blew
my
mind
into
shreds,
here's
the
results
of
my
research
you
best
me
believe
it...
I
came
up
with
five
more
reasons!
Why
pill
bugs
are
chill
bugs"
(
Five!)
"
More
reasons
my
south
bugs
are
blowed
bugs"
(
Five!)
"
More
reasons
you
can
say
Holly
Molly
if
you're
compared
to
a
Roly
Poly"
OK
(
Six!)
"
The
scientific
name
for
these
guys
would
be
Armadillidiidae
that's
A-R-M-A-D-I-L-L-I-D-I-I-D-A-E
(
Whoo!)
And
they
make
great
pets
they
can
live
for
two
years
if
you
keep
them
somewhere
dark
and
wet,
and
reason
number
eight
is
if
you
have
a
pet
to
wrench
well
apparently
their
good
for
cleaning
cages
'cause
they
eat
spider
crap.
Next.
Through
my
investigations
I
learn
the
useful
vocal
word
for
conversations,
the
process
of
rolling
your
body
hoped
in
to
the
shape
of
a
ball
is
called
"
Conglobation".
Nine
good
reasons
these
bugs
deserve
props
but
the
tenth
put
some
over
the
top,
consider
this
one
last
point:
without
the
pill
bug
I
never
would've
written
this
muppet
ass-joint.
For
the
people
who
get
life
from
me
as
I
switch
up
the
phone
for
variety,
conglobate
or
the
end
of
the
fist
like
this
put
it
up
in
the
sky
for
me,
don't
just
sing
your
quietly
upside
your
sight
decidedly
'cause
I
put
the
mad
ill
in
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