Lyrics Finale - Zero Mostel & Ronald Holgate

Lovers divided
Get coincided
Something for everyone-
A comedy tonight!

Father and mother
Get one another
Something for everyone
A tragedy tonight!

I get the twins!
They get the best
I get a family
I get a rest

We get a few girls
I get some new girls
I get the thing I want to be
Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free!

Nothing for kings
Nothing for crowns
Something for lovers, liars, and clowns

What is the moral?
Must be a moral
Here is the moral, wrong or right:
Morals tomorrow
Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy
Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy
Comedy tonight!