Текст песни Hey 2-Eyes (Single Version) [Remastered] - Elastic No-No Band

"That never happens," they say
When I say, "They got better"
"They got better? They never get better"
They say, when I say, "They got better"
Then they say, "No, they never get better"

"It just happened one day
I didn't need them anymore
Isn't that what eyeglasses are for?"
"No, that's not what they're for
They make your eyes weaker so you need them more and more"
"But my eyes got better," I say
And they say, "No, they never get better"

Hey Two-Eyes
Where are your glasses at?
Hey Two-Eyes
You think you're slick like that?

You see, some days I'd forget to put them on
'Cause I could see okay and I need to get gone
"You know you look better, you look much better"
They'd say, when I got to my classes
"You know you look better, you look much better that way,
Without your glasses"

Hey Two-Eyes
Where are your glasses at?
Hey Two-Eyes
You think you're slick like that?

So you can call it vanity
Or a triumph of the will
But this physician healed himself
Without a potion or a pill
And you can doubt my sanity (You're insane!)
Call me a liar, if you will (Liar!)
'Cause I know
They never never never
They never get better
But my eyes got better

Hey Two-Eyes
Where are your glasses at?
Hey Two-Eyes
You think you're slick like that?

I never had to wear contacts
I never had to wear contacts
I never had to wear contacts
I never had to wear contacts

They never never never
They never get better
They never never never
They never get better
They never never never
They never get better
No, they never never never
No, they never get better

I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better)
I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better)
I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better)
I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better)