Текст песни Woody Allen Surrogate (Kenneth Branagh's Blues) - Elastic No-No Band

It doesn't even matter how good I am
You'll only compare me to that other man
And I pulled off Hamlet, dammit
Not to mention Henry the motherfucking fifth
Henry the motherfucking fifth
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This is not impersonation
This requires characterisation
There's no need to disparage it
It's hard enough just being a
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There's no need for you to flip your wigs
I wasn't as bad as Jason Biggs was
But Cusack really nailed it, I admit
He knows what it takes to be a great
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He's getting older and can't play all the leads himself
So people like me, we've gotta step right in and help
Sure, Sean Penn copped out and he got praised for avoiding it
But it's much tougher and more courageous
To be the surrogate
The surrogate

You say you've never seen "Celebrity"
Well, it is probably Woody Allen's best movie
Okay, that's a lie, it's a piece of shit
But it's got one great thing and that's it's
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