Текст песни You Can't Love Two Girls At The Same Time - George Formby

I′ve got two girls right on my mind,
I take them with me everywhere about
Though those girls are lovely and fine,
There's a little thing that I′ve found out
Oh, you can't love two girls at the same time
No you can't love two girls at once
If you think you can, you must be a superman
For if you share their passions one must go without her ration
For you can′t love two girls at the same time
If you do you′re a twiIlop or a dunce
I took the girls out courting, we giggled and we chaffed
I squeezed one girl and kissed her, she went goo-goo and laughed
The other one sat fidgeting and looked at us so daft
Oh you can't love two girls at once
While I was loving one girl, the other I′d to spurn
I didn't think about her, but I′ve a lot to learn
She tapped me on the shoulder, and said "what about my turn?"
Oh you can't love two girls at once
Oh, you can′t love two girls at the same time
No you can't love two girls at once
If you think you can, you must be a superman
For if you share their passions one must go without her ration
For you can't love two girls at the same time
If you do you′re a twiIlop or a dunce
I took the girls out hiking, they simply love to hike
One girl then started tickling, she was a saucy tyke
The other one said "Now then Maggie, share and share alike"
Oh you can′t love two girls at once
No, you can't love two girls at the same time
No you can′t love two girls at once
If you think you can, you must be a superman
For if you share their passions one must go without her ration
Oh you can't love two girls at the same time
If you do you′re a twiIlop or a dunce
I said to them "Now, now girls, for me you mustn't curse"
They asked me for a penny ee, and then I feared the worst
But they started tossing up to see which one would kiss me first
Oh you can′t love two girls at once
No sir, you can't love two girls at once