Текст песни Friends - Nice Peter

Dobido, you're married to my brother and I've never liked you.
We're forced to hug eachother, and it feels weird and you smell weird and I can't wait for you to leave!
I don't like you!
You don't like me!
Why do we both pretend to be friends, we're not, friends.
No, friends, we're not, friends, no.
I run into you at a Wallgreen's and I, try to duck before you see me.
But I've bumped into you at the orange juice, I say 'hi', you say 'how are you', I say '
Thanks, I really should be going now'.
I don't wanna talk to you, and I know you don't like me, why do we both pretend to be, friends, we're not, friends, no!
Friends, we're not, friends, no!
I wish we could be like dogs and snarl as we keep walking by, and may I be on a tree that you pee on, now it's mine, bitch!
Friends, we're not, friends, no!
Friends, we're not friends, no!
Dobidodobidobido