Текст песни Slobb - Omen
I
just
dropped
two
turds
in
the
sink
Haven't
done
the
laundry
in
about
three
weeks
It's
amazing
how
I
manage
to
stay
clean
When
there's
garbage
everywhere
and
there's
shit
in
my
sink
Then
you
walk
into
my
room,
it's
a
mess
There's
pizza
on
the
floor
and
you
can
smell
the
fuckin'
sweat
There's
no
sheets
on
my
bed
and
I've
got
boxes
on
my
desk
I
never
wash
my
clothes,
so
all
my
jeans
distressed
I
got
milk
in
my
fridge
that
expired
in
'07
Got
a
jar
of
mayonnaise
that
expired
in
'11
I
don't
cook,
I
don't
clean,
I
just
heat
up
lean
cuisine
Now
I'm
watchin'
episodes
of
Family
Guy
on
my
TV
Hey,
hey
Graham,
can
you
pass
me
the,
uh,
Cheetos?
Yeah,
the
one
under
the
couch
or
the
one
under
the
TV?
Just
give
me
both,
I'm
kinda
hungry
Okay,
that's
chill
Yo,
we
got
the
green
flavor!
Ew!
I
just
dipped
my
balls
in
the
ranch
(It's
great!)
Now
your
girlfriend
lick
it
off,
'cause
I
ain't
got
a
plate
'Cause
my
roommate
took
a
shit
in
the
sink
(I'll
clean
it
up)
Man,
I
don't
really
care...
'cause
why
should
I
care?
I
got
thirty
cans
of
NOS
stacked
up
by
my
couch
There's
a
puddle
at
my
feet
I
don't
know
nothin'
about
'Cause
I'm
way
too
'fraid
to
find
out
what
it
is
I'm
like
thirty-five
percent
sure
it
ain't
my
piss
My
bed's
just
a
sheet
on
the
floor
By
the
dozen
stained
sheets
sittin'
feet
from
the
drawer
I
ain't
even
seen
the
shower
in
a
week
I
don't
get
it,
I
sprayed
Axe,
but
the
room
still
reek
Gotta
take
a
shit...
so
I
take
out
the
poop
bucket
Now
I
gotta
wipe
but
we
don't
got
wipes
So
I
gotta
get
the
vacuum
and
suck
it
But
the
vacuum
was
jammed,
so
I
pull
up
my
pants
And
I
take
a
deep
breath,
and
I
just
use
my
hands,
yeah
Just
me
and
my
roommates,
chillin'
at
the
dump
I
just
moved
about
an
inch
and
I
found
some
new
crumbs
Shit's
sweet!
I
don't
even
have
to
find
a
snack
We
sit
playin'
games
while
we
scratch
our
fuckin'
sacks
Ay,
my
dick's
got
more
cheese
than
a
twenty-inch
pizza
Uh,
don't
shake
my
hand
when
you
say
nice
to
meetcha
(That
was
fuckin'
off
the
dome)
(Not
really,
I
wrote
that)
1 Turn Towards the Future
2 Leg Hands
3 Slobb
4 Hentai on My Wii
5 Eriq (Eric With a Q)
6 Trap Grannies
7 P.O.T.U.S.
8 Squeaky Boots
9 Intermission
10 Mazda 6
11 Pimpmobile
12 Nascar
13 Anthro Planes
14 Apps
15 Sittin' in an Elevator (Tryna Get My Dick Wet)
16 Boy Howdy
17 Cokane
18 Wri$ky Bidniz
19 Summertime Lovin' (Time) [Lovin' in the Summer]
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