Текст песни Enter the Convention (Crespo's Comicon Remix) - Professor Elemental

Up on your feet, first day at the con
Got to look unique, cosplay get it on
Strap on your wings, your cape, your thong
Pop on a top hat, make yourself bronze
I know you and you know me
This is the weekend you break free
Rest can't see, let them watch TV
Remake the world into what it should be
Never grow up, in passion, playing
Show up wearing imagination
Outside the line, all standing, waiting
Heros, villains, angels, satans
Oh my goodness gracious
Worth it to see the hotel staff's faces
We made it, the day is eventually here
Enter the convention, here's three cheers!
Haha!
Oh my god
It's all kicking off
Oh, your costume is amazing
I said your costume's amazing
What are you?
That's a good costume
Y-you look great
Honestly
What's in this room?
Fanboy's drool over cosplay girls
B-movie stars act like they rule the world
Sign autographs, discuss past glories
Comic art, larping, stories
Panels, stores, stands, skits
Professor Elemental's on about six
Of course at every con, there's a couple of dicks
'That's not real steampunk'
Shut up, yes it is
Every other person makes it better
Every volunteer will hold it together
Yes!
You finally found your tribe
Yes!
Every type, all here inside
We're all equal, we're all worthy
I don't know why they all have a go at furries
If you want to want to dress up as a dying rabbit
And have relations with a man squirrel
That's none of my business
I've seen stranger things
I've done stranger things
I have
It's nearly evening, the best is yet to come
Who's coming to the after party?
Oh me me! I'm coming!
Woohoo
When the sun goes down, it's a frontier town
Freaks come out, when the geeks get down
Crammed in the back, with the hazardous drinkers
Swig of absinth, I'm back from the brink
Oeugh
And nobody knows the rules
Of noises in hotel rooms
Bobba fet hugging a fanatical fan
Darth vader down with six batman
Party's packed, jam's ecclectic
Fandom army, all connected
All the best, unique, the same
All invited, join the game
All done, all the best then, cheers!
I'm all broken, see you next year!
My poor aching head
God
Who's hat is this?
Whose trousers are these?
They don't even fit, they're tiny
Shout out to every convention
Comicpalooza in texas
London comic con
Oh god, I love comics
I want to just, swim in a big, vault of comics
And they're all in mint condition and...
With the little wrappers and I...
Want to live in a comic