Текст песни How to Beat a Monkey at Chess (feat. Markiplier, Mat Pat & the Completionist) - Random Encounters , Matpat , Markiplier

his piece takes that piece, but that piece then takes mine...
I can't lose my rook while I'm lagging way behind!
I'll play safe and wait for an opportunity...
I won't let that cheeky monkey make a monkey out of me!
Wait, Mark! Don't take it! That monkey's set a trap!
He wants me to take it?
He thinks you're quite a sap.
But check out this Bishop! You'll take his piece for free!
And that monkey's got no chance to make a monkey out of me!
Let's set a gambit! We'll take him by surprise...
Not really an option...
He took, like, half my guys...
Let's bring in the big guns and force his King to flee-
-so that monkey doesn't further make a monkey out of me!
One of these pieces...
has got to do the trick...
But how can we beat him?
I'd recommend a stick...
It's crazy...
Bananas-
Insane...!
Completely nuts...!
- but I think we made a monkey out of-
-completely made a monkey out of-
-we finally didn't let a monkey
make a monkey out of us!