Текст песни Medics Don't Heal Scouts (feat. Dodger) - Dodger , Random Encounters

Scout: Hey Medic, don't go! Please my health bar's pretty low.
Medic: Look the Heavy needs my help, I'm a busy man, you know
Scout: C'mon, show me some compassion, forget the status quo!
Medic: Sorry Meeeeddiiicccsss don't heal scouts!
Scout: C'mon Doc, I'm DYING here!
Medic: ...clearly...
Scout: Wait! Doc I'm in pain, any moment I'll be slain! There's a bullet in my chest-
Medic: And a screw loose in your brain!
Scout: Oh, the lights are fading quickly!
Medic: This is only just a sprain! That's why Meeedddiiicccsss, don't heal Scouts!
Scout: Well, I also got stabbed in my ankle-
Medic: Go find a health kit!
Scout: I'm beggin' on my knees here cause it hurts too much to stand! I'm the fastest friggin
member of your team!
Medic: True, but you're also pretty puny with the IQ of a crayon, and you have the most unhealthy
self esteem!
Scout: Um, not true! I think I'm AWESOME!
Scout: Doc, give me one chance, yes I know your friggin stance, but my heart's starting to fail me
and I think I crapped my pants. You can stitch me, saw me, sew me, give me friggin
DOVE IMPLANTS!
Medic: Deal!
Scout: Really?
Medic: Yes, but just this once because-
Both: Meeeeddddiiiccccssss don't heal scooouuuuuuuuuts!