Текст песни Cool Down Willard - Ray Stevens
Cool
down
Willard
(cool
down)
You're
just
too
hot
for
the
farm
I
said
cool
down
Willard
(cool
down)
You
gotta
throttle
back
on
the
charm
Yeah
my
wife
and
my
grandma
and
my
aunt
May
Go
wild
when
you
wave
your
toupee
Cool
down
Willard
(cool
down)
You're
just
too
hot
for
the
farm
Well
I'm
up
every
morning
at
the
crack
of
dawn
But
my
wife's
already
up
and
got
the
TV
on
Just
sittin'
there,
starin'
at
the
test
pattern
You
can't
budge
her
from
that
spot
She's
waitin'
for
that
early
morning
Today
Show
With
that
sexy
weatherman,
her
superhero
Old
debonair,
devil-may-care
Willard
Scott
"Oh
Willard,
ye're
jes'
tha
sweetest
thang!"
"Now
sit
down
grandma
and
put
your
teeth
back
in,
You're
drooling
all
in
your
cream
of
wheat!"
"Oh,
Willard...!"
Now
grandma
just
ain't
been
the
same
Since
her
last
birthday
when
Willard
mentioned
her
name
Right
there
on
coast-to-coast
TV
Why,
we
had
to
step
up
her
medication!
And
the
wife
don't
cook
and
don't
clean
the
home
She's
talkin'
all
day
on
the
telephone
'Bout
what
Willard
said,
what
Willard
wore
Why,
it's
a
serious
situation!
Said
cool
down
Willard
(cool
down)
You're
just
too
hot
for
the
farm
Cool
down
Willard
(cool
down)
You
gotta
throttle
back
on
the
charm
There's
just
so
much
these
women
can
take
You're
the
hottest
thing
they
ever
hit
while
awake
I
said
cool
down
Willard
(cool
down)
You're
just
too
hot
for
the
farm
"Oh,
here
I
am
Willard!
Take
me,
you
handsome
hunk!"
"Now
grandma
don't
get
yourself
all
riled
up!"
"Come
on,
Willard!"
"Grandma,
what
HAVE
you
got
on?!"
Now
grandma
ain't
been
acting
like
she
should
Since
she
rode
off
to
Frederick's
of
Hollywood
She
just
puts
on
her
little
outfit
And
waits
for
Mr.
Excitement
with
the
boutonniere
The
whole
darn
thing
has
just
gone
too
far
They
even
started
talkin'
'bout
gettin'
a
VCR
So
they
can
watch
Willard
24
hours
a
day
I
tell
you
it
just
ain't
fair
(Cool
down
Willard)
Why
this
is
worse
than
Elvis!
Or
the
Beatles!
(Cool
down
Willard)
Yeah,
the
way
these
women
are
just
throwing
themselves
at
this
man
What
is
it
gonna
take
for
somebody
to
help
me
with
these
chores?
Cool
down
Willard
I
mean
I'm
out
there
working
my
fingers
to
the
bone!
Cool
down
Willard
Milking
the
cows,
slopping
the
hogs...
Cool
down
Willard
Feedin'
them
chickens,
I'm
sick
of
this!
I'm
tellin'
ya
Willard,
I'm
out
there
killing
myself
And
these
women
are
all
piled
up
in
the
bed
there
watchin'
you
on
TV
Cool
down
Willard
Cavorting
around
and
trampling
with
their
[?]
I
tell
you
Willard!
Willard!!
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