Текст песни When The Kids Are Gone - Ray Stevens
Once
our
lives
were
all
about
kids
All
about
kids
and
the
things
kids
did
Me
and
the
Missus
and
Little
League
games
And
then
one
year
when
the
summertime
came
I
said
"I
think
they're
old
enough
To
go
to
summer
camp
and
do
summer
camp
stuff"
So
we
signed
them
up
for
a
two
week
stint
My
wife
said
to
me
just
before
they
went:
What
are
we
gonna
do
when
the
kids
are
gone
For
two
long
weeks
and
we're
all
alone
Will
we
know
how
to
act
here
on
our
own
What
are
we
gonna
do
(what
are
we
gonna
do)
When
the
kids
are
gone?
And
I
said,
hmmmm...
Make
love
in
the
kitchen
and
howl
at
the
moon
Run
butt-naked
through
the
dining
room
(Butt-naked,
butt-naked
through
the
dining
room!)
Stay
out
late
with
all
of
our
friends
And
run
hog
wild
'till
the
summer
camp
ends!
Well
there
was
dating
and
proms
and
graduation
Off
to
college
for
more
education
Then
one
day
it
became
real
clear
That
it
wouldn't
be
long
'till
they
wouldn't
be
here
Once
again
my
wife
said...
What
are
we
gonna
do
when
the
kids
are
grown
When
they're
all
moved
out
and
we're
on
our
own
When
we
get
back
our
lives
and
our
telephone
Said
what
are
we
gonna
do
(what
are
we
gonna
do)
When
the
kids
are
grown?
And
I
said,
let's
see...
hehehe...
We'll
make
love
in
the
kitchen
and
howl
at
the
moon
Run
butt-naked
through
the
dining
room
(Butt-naked,
butt-naked,
butt-naked,
butt-naked!)
Buy
a
red
corvette
and
a
silver
van
And
run
hog
wild
'till
we're
in
Depends
Then
one
day
the
children
sat
us
both
down
Said
"we
see
you're
having
trouble
just
getting
around
We'd
hate
to
see
you
come
to
some
harm
So
we're
sending
you
off
to
the
Sunset
Farms"
My
wife
cried,
and
said:
What
are
we
gonna
do
when
they
put
us
in
the
home
When
the
kids
sell
off
everything
we
own
When
our
hearing
and
our
vision
and
our
teeth
are
gone
Now
what
are
we
gonna
do
(what
are
we
gonna
do)
When
they
put
us
in
the
home?
And
I
said,
hehehehe...
Make
love
in
the
kitchen
and
howl
at
the
moon
Run
butt-naked
through
the
dining
room
(Butt-naked,
butt-naked,
butt-butt-butt-naked!)
If
they
tell
us
we
can't
we'll
just
do
it
again
And
run
hog
wild
'till
the
whole
thing
ends
Make
love
in
the
kitchen
and
howl
at
the
moon
Run
butt-naked
through
the
dining
room
(Butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-naked!)
If
they
tell
us
not
to
do
it
we'll
just
do
it
again
And
run
hog
wild
'till
this
whole
thing
ends
Make
love
in
the
kitchen
and
howl
at
the
moon
Run
butt-naked
through
the
dining
room
(Butt-nekkid
nekkid
nekkid
nekkid
nekkid
nekkid
nekkid!)
If
they
tell
us
"Don't
do
that!"
we'll
just
do
that
again
And
run
hog
wild
'till
this
whole
thing
ends...
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3 Misty
4 Freudian Slip
5 Sittin' Up With The Dead
6 Everything Is Beautiful
7 Power Tools
8 Drivers Education
9 Hang Up And Drive
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)
12 Blue Angel
13 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The End?)
14 Pledging My Love
15 The Woogie Boogie
16 Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
17 The Haircut Song
18 The Streak
19 The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
20 Family Funeral Fight
21 Deerslayer
22 Safe At Home
23 Boogie Woogie
24 Virgil And The Moonshot
25 The Hustler
26 Osama Yo’ Mama
27 Hello Mama
28 Let’s Roll
29 We’re Havin’ A Baby
30 When The Kids Are Gone
31 Turn Your Radio On
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33 Juanita & The Kids
34 Thank You
35 Shriner's Convention
36 Nashville
37 Erik The Awful
38 The Dog Song
39 The Cat Song
40 When I Get Over You
41 The Pirate Song
42 Come On Home To Baseball
43 Gitarzan
44 Bridget The Midget
45 Bon Temps Roulette
46 Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five-Piece Band)
47 Gone For Good
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