Текст песни This Song Sucks - Starbomb

Yo, what about a song where Eggman cooks eggs
That are poisoned and designed to paralyze Sonic′s legs
Or a rap about butts called Ass-ass-in's Creed
Or Final Fantasy 50: The Really Really Final Fantasy
A Smash game where no one fights cause they′re all too busy clappin'
Silent Hill's a game about a hill where nothing happens
Or the new Chokemon game that′s now sweeping the nation
About Squirtle trying autoerotic asphyxiation, baby
What about that thing like where you′re on Yoshi's back
No, you suggest this every album
Hey, just give me a sec!
And you′re falling in a pit and you have to jump away
And Yoshi...
Falls and dies
It's really funny, okay?
This is usually the part where I sing the chorus out
But we haven′t established what this song is all about
Then I chime in real quick for a just a second as the
Character delivers a line that reminds us of the joke
And I'll respond with harmonies, isn′t that dope?
Maybe a Resident Evil wherein the T-virus mutates
Into the D-virus that makes all the zombies masturbate
Sonic runs and breaks out of the TV like an acrobat
And ends up in the real world where he's fucked by housecat
A bathroom where the toilet is a portal instead
With another on the ceiling so you poop on your head
An MMO where you're a prostitute: World of Whorecraft
How about Kingdom Farts? Pause for laugh.
Bomberman goes through the TSA and you can guess the rest
Or how about if Kirby eats his foes and actually digests
Grand Theft Auto but you′re in a never ending traffic jam
Sonic Boom
Where′s the joke?
That is the joke
Oh damn!
This is when the song concept should heighten for effect
If you think we use that formula a lot, you are correct
Arin should come back in now but he's busy eating lunch
So I′ll just end the chorus with something funny that rhymes
Sonic runs so fast that he keeps on hitting things
All his bones start to shatter as he's flashing, shitting rings
He ends up in the ER where his legs get amputated
He learns to run on his hands
This is the stupidest thing I′ve ever said
A Mortal Kombat game where all the deaths are canon
So there's only two guys left
Ooh, what about if Ganon was riding
On a Yoshi and then falls into a pit
The Splatoon field janitor decides he′s had enough and quits
Wait, I think I've got it
Lay it on me, genius rapper
What if Mario rode Yoshi and then fell into a...
No!
Here's when Brian likes when sound effects get introduced
But we used our money on that fart from album two
To bring this record home, we need one more genius breakthrough
So now enjoy as we autotune that fart ten times for you!