Текст песни This Waterfall is in the Wrong Place - Teddy Hyde

This waterfall is in the wrong place
I can't quite explain it
But there- there's just something off about it, don't you think?

There's something about its positioning
The way it falls, what it's surrounded by, just doesn't add up
Like somebody put it there, but didn't have the right

Somebody who didn't buy the right permit
Somebody who maybe was used to putting streams places
Pouring glasses of water over tables
Not anybody who knew what they were doing
Whoever put this waterfall here

People have to walk around it, to get to the soup
Water collects on the floor, and rusts the shelves, and makes the food go bad
Hell, I can't even get to the crackers at this point, it's been there so long

This waterfall is in just a poor place
Terrible, terrible positioning
Maybe, aisle 8?
I can see a waterfall in aisle 8, but
Aisle 5? Come on

Whoever put this waterfall here had no idea how great this soup is
How much the soup brings in profits for the store
The economy's gonna crumble from this waterfall
Everything's gonna go to hell because of this waterfall
Because some jackass thought it was a good idea to put a waterfall here
Well, I'll just shop somewhere else