Текст песни Drinking Too - Thomas Mac

Well my girl's been gettin' on me
About my alcohol intake
And she swore that she'd be leavin'
If I didn't start walkin' straight
But I stumbled home last evenin'
And she threw herself a fit
She said "Mister I want the whole damn truth
Or I swear this is it"
I said "You want the whole truth?"
She said "I want the whole truth"
I said "Here it goes"

Well I got me a body buried in the backyard
And drugs underneath the stove
And your sisters are hidin' in the basement
'Cause I've been hookin' up with 'em both
Now don't you look at me like that
'Cause you asked for the whole truth
And oh yeah, I've been drinkin' too

Well that girl didn't wait a minute
She called the sheriff on my ass
And I think he was waitin' on the call
'Cause he sure showed up fast
But he gave our place a good look around
And he didn't know what to do
He met me outside and said
"Do you know what your wife has been sayin' about you?"
I said "What has she been sayin', officer?"

"Well she said you had a body buried in the backyard
And drugs underneath the stove
And that her sisters were hidin' in the basement
'Cause you've been hookin' up with 'em both
But I searched this cabin high and low
And I just can't find no proof"
I said "No proof at all, officer?"
"I bet she told you I was drinkin' too"

Well let this be a lesson
To all the ladies out there now
Just 'cause your fool has a couple of mules
There's no need to have a cow
'Cause you've never been nagged at by yourself
And if you did I can promise you
I swear you'd be drinkin' too
Yeah I know you'd be drinkin' too
So just pour me another one, baby