Gitarzan

He's free as a breeze, he's always at ease
He lives in the jungle, hangs by his knees
As he swings through the trees without a trapeze
In his BVDs
He got a union card and he's practicing hard
To play the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, he's gonna go far
Carry moonbeams home in a jar

He ordered Chet's guitar course C.O.D
Makes A, E, working on B
Digs C and W and R and B
And me and the chimpanzee agree
That one day soon he'll be a celebrity
Get it, get it, get it, get it!

Guitarzan, he's a guitar man
He's all you can stand
Give him a hand, Guitarzan!

He's got a girl named Jane with no last name
Kinda homely and plain, loves her just the same
'Cause she kindles a flame and it drives him insane
When he hears her sing, she really does her thing
It's her claim to fame
Come on, sing one, Jane

Let's hear it for Jane!
Well, he got a pet monkey, he likes to get drunky
And sing boogie woogie and it sounds real funky
Come on, your time, boy
Here we go, sing one, monkey

Let's hear it for the monkey!
On Saturday night they need some excitement
Jane gets right, monkey gets tight
Voices unite in the pale moonlight
Sounds alright, yeah, it's dynamite
It's out of sight, let's hear it right now

Get it, get it, get it, get it!

Guitarzan and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
Give 'em a hand, Guitarzan

Yeah, Guitarzan and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
A little applause, Guitarzan

Guitarzan and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
Give 'em a hand, Guitarzan
Hey, Guitarzan and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
How about it? Give it up, Guitarzan!