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(That famous day in history

The men of the 7th cavalry

Went riding on

And from the rear a voice was heard

A brave young man with a trembling word

Rang loud and clear.)

What the f am I doin' here?

Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go

Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go

Let me tell you, I had a dream last night

About the comin' fight

Somebody yelled "Attack! Attack!"

And there I stood with an arrow in my back

Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go

(Forward ho!) No, no no no.

Look at them bushes out there, they're moving!

Ah bet there's an injun behind every one o' them.

Hey, Mr. Custer - you mind if I be

Excused for the rest of the afternoon?

Hey Charlie, duck yer head!

Nah, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie

Ooh, I bet that smarts!

(They were sure of victory,

The men of the 7th cavalry,

As they rode on)

Ah, say it loud, troops!

(Again from the rear a voice was heard

That same brave voice with the trembling word

Rang loud and clear)

What am I doin' here?

Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go

Listen, Mr. Custer, please please please don't make me go

There's a redskin a-waitin' out there,

Fixin' to take my hair

A coward I've been called

'Cause I don't want to wind up

Dead or bald, no

Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go

(Forward ho!) No, no no no.

I wonder what the injun word for friend is?

Let's see friend kemo sabe, that's it

Kemo sabe!

Hey out there, kemo sabe!

Nope, that ain't it...

Look at them out there.

Runnin' 'round like a bunch o' wild injuns

Heh, heh, heh

Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'...

Autor(en): A. Delory, F. Darian, J. Vanwinkle

Album The Encyclopedia Of Recorded Comedy Music

Veröffentlichungsdatum

01-03-2012

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2 Sucking Sound
3 The Skies Just Ain't Friendly Anymore
4 Hurricane
5 Hugo (The Human Cannonball)
6 Obama Budget Plan
7 The Higher Education of Old Blue
8 Furthermore
9 Abba Dabba Honeymoon
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 Alley Oop
12 All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
13 Along Came Jones
14 A Boy Named Sue
15 Gitarzan
16 The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Pt. 2
17 The Bricklayer's Song
18 Bridget The Midget (Queen Of the Blues)
19 Chantilly Lace
20 Charlie Brown
21 Chug A Lug
22 Cigareets And Whuskey And Wild Wild Women
23 Cocktails For Two
24 Convoy
25 Dang Me
26 Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On The Bedpost Overnight)
27 The Dooright Family
28 The Downtown Poker Club
29 Drop Kick Me Jesus
30 Dry Bones
31 Freddie Feelgood
32 Get A Job
33 Gitarzan
34 I'm Kissin' You Goodbye (Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth)
35 Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
36 Harry The Hairy Ape
37 Haunted House
38 The Haircut Song
39 Henry The Eighth
40 Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
41 Huggin' And Chaulkin'
42 How Much Is That Hound Dog (Doggie) In The Winder (Window)
43 If Ten Percent Is Good Enough for Jesus
44 I'm My Own Grandpa
45 In The Mood
46 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
47 I Still Write Your Name In The Snow
48 Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
49 It's Me Again, Margaret
50 I Wanna Talk About Me
51 I Went To Your Wedding
52 Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
53 Kansas City Star
54 The King Is Gone And So Are You
55 King Tut
56 Little Brown Jug
57 Little Egypt
58 Love Potion #9
59 Mairzy Doats
60 Makin' the Best of a Bad Situation
61 Maybellene
62 May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
63 Mississippi Squirrel Revival
64 Monster Mash
65 Moonlight Special
66 Mother-In-Law
67 Mr. Custer
68 My Old Flame
69 No Help Wanted
70 Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
71 Open The Door Richard
72 Osama Yo’ Mama
73 The Pirate Song
74 Poison Ivy
75 The Preacher and the Bear
76 The Purple People Eater
77 Rub It In
78 Running Bear
79 Santa Claus Is Watching You
80 Searchin'
81 Short People
82 Shriner's Convention
83 Sittin' Up With The Dead
84 Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette
85 Spiders And Snakes
86 Splish Splash
87 The Streak
88 Temptation (Tim-Tay-Shun)
89 That's What I Like About The South
90 There Is Something On Your Mind
91 The Thing
92 Three-Legged Man
93 Three Little Fishes
94 They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha
95 The Too Fat Polka
96 Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
97 Too Old To Cut The Mustard
98 Transfusion
99 Western Movies
100 White Lightnin'
101 William Tell Overture
102 The Witch Doctor
103 Would Jesus Wear a Rolex
104 Yakety-Yak (Don't Talk Back)
105 The Camping Trip
106 Come to the U.S.A.
107 Cooter Brown
108 The Cure

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