Huggin' And Chaulkin'

I got a gal she's mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosa Belle McGee
And she tips the scales at three-oh-three

Oh gee, but ain't it fun
To have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her
You don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug away some chalkin' mark
To see where you began one day
I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin'

And a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
When I met another fella
With some chalk in his hand
Comin' around the other way
Comin' around the other way
Well, nobody ever said I'm weak
My bones don't ache, my joints don't creak
But I grow pale and I get limp
Every time I see my baby blimp

Oh gee, but ain't it grand
To have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her
You don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a bit and chalk a mark
To see where you began one day
I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin'

And a-beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella
With some chalk in his hand
Comin' around the other side
Yeah, comin' around the other side

Chalkin' up a mark
When I met another fella
With some chalk in his hand
Comin' around the other side
Hey buddy, where'd you get that chalk?
Over the Great Divide