Lyrics A Crusty Melancholy - Asbo Slipz

I should have wiped a little harder
Should have been more diligent
When I visited the bathroom, I suppose

Now my cheeks are stuck together
By a crust of excrement
And the smell is rising slowly to my nose

But it's not easy when you're hairy
I could shave around my ring
I could mitigate disaster in this way

But I'm too scared that I might catch my balls
Upon the razorblade, it's a
Price that I am not prepared to pay, so I'll just

Stay
Sad and lonely

A crusty melancholy
A crusty melancholy brown

I got the browns momma