Lyrics My Favourite Biscuit - Asbo Slipz

What's your favourite biscuit?
What's your favourite biscuit?

Could it be a garibaldi, or perhaps a ginger nut?
The simplicity of rich tea or a chocolate hob nob?
What is your position when you contemplate the great debate
The jaffa cake? Is it a biscuit or a cake, and do you like them?

What's your favourite biscuit?
What's your favourite biscuit?

Do you think a nice is nice or do you find them somewhat boring?
Is a jammie dodger up your street or is it just appalling
And digestives, a question for the fundamentalists
With chocolate? Or as god intended?

What's your favourite biscuit?
What's your favourite biscuit?

Well a viscount is simply too minty for my taste
And then there are the aberrations, biscuits that should never see
The light of day
I'm specifically talking about tea cakes
And pink wafers

What's your favourite biscuit?
What's your favourite biscuit?

So let's talk about the creams - bourbon and custard
Are you interested or are you simply disgusted?
Is a malted milk for you, is a viennese your thing?
Do you like to slip a chocolate finger in your party ring?

What's your favourite biscuit?
What's your favourite biscuit?

Well there are other biscuits, the list goes on for ages
Jam and cream and shortbread, cookies of all flavours
But there is one clear winner, the one that stands up tall
The only one with dead flies in as far as I recall

What's your favourite biscuit?
Fig rolls
What's your favourite biscuit?
My favourite biscuit
What's your favourite biscuit?
Is fig rolls
What's your favourite biscuit?
Are you insane?
Don't judge me
Are you insane?
Other biscuits are available
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