Lyrics Give It a Stroke - Asbo Slipz

I'm humdrum, come from London
Well actually Gloucester where Dr Foster
Stood in a puddle, right up to his middle
Cos of all the potholes, hey diddle diddle

Two hands down, in my underpants now
Getting busy with the one eyed snake, you see me
Twerking, I got my merkin workin'
Do a little jig if you wanna see me jitterbug

Bright lights and dark smoke yeah
It won't bite if you give it a stroke

Down in the basin, working on my phrasing
Spitting out bars, sultanas and raisins
I'm a fruit cake giving me a bellyache
Come and take a hold of my hands for my sake

Getting gritty with the eyes down - bingo
Calling house yeah I'm shooting up my lingo
Three lines and I'm coming up a winner
Claim my prize and then home for my dinner

Bright lights and dark smoke it
Won't bite if you give it a stroke

And you can ask me what's the meaning
Of all these lines that I'm repeating
Well I can't tell you
It's a secret don't you know
I just go with the flow

Bright lights and dark smoke it
Won't bite if you give it a stroke

Bright lights and dark smoke it
Won't bite if you give it a stroke

I had a drink now I make a little water
I had a drink now I make a little water
I had a drink now I make a little water
Do a dance you could be my grand daughter
What's your age what's your age again?
What's your age what's your age again?