Lyrics Where Did I Put My Shoe? - Asbo Slipz

Well I've been going crazy, looking everywhere
But I can't work it out
Where is my right shoe, it has vanished in thin air
And I cannot go out

I checked the usual places, even in the smallest spaces
My shoe based mystery is only bringing misery

Where did I put my shoe?
Where did I put my shoe?

I've looked below the bed and underneath the stairs
But clearly it's not there
There's nowhere else that it could realistically have gone
And I'm tearing out my hair

I checked inside the fridge, the bin, the oven and the car
I wore it yesterday and so it can't have gotten far

Where did I put my shoe?
Where did I put my shoe?

And suddenly I'm having flashbacks to the night before
A night of copious alcoholic beverage consumption
And I remember that I kicked you really really hard
Right in your big fat smelly anus

Yeah, that's where I put my shoe
(I think I left it in your butt crack)
Yeah, that's where I put my shoe
(I think I left it in your butt crack)
Yeah, that's where I put my shoe